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there’s nothing wrong with me plus i don’t have any wants or needs plus i don’t feel or think at all

you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.

Today I accidentally knocked a monarch caterpillar off its leaf and it fell and immediately began oozing green liquid. I was devastated. I thought I'd killed it. Turns out they do that on purpose to defend against predators. Fooled by a fat little worm. Irrecoverable

[Image ID: Text reading: are you more stupid than a bird /End ID]

Absolutely FUCKS. Next question.

“migraine with aura” sounds so cool . like some sort of ability. but it is in fact not cool at all

am going to be thinking “lindt chocolate beast” on a loop for the next 5-10 business days

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

now THIS is a world heritage post

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

How fucking old are you people?

normal amount

remember being twelve and going to your friends house and getting on the computer together and they were like "hey look at this" and then they showed you the most fucked up video youve ever seen

breakfastless behavior

The hobbits @ Aragorn

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

this is the correct response btw