Men are temporary. Cats are forever.

actually!! apparently it takes up a lot of energy to lift off, so to pigeons, humans are just not worth the bother

this is an excellent fact. we are insignificant to them and i love it

is there anything better than an ancient greek hedgehog figurine? i think not

It’s blue… humanity really has spent thousands of years making the same goddamn shit huh

sonic heritage post

every day god puts me in a new universe to see if i notice.

i do notice btw. i just never say anything because im shy

what’s the name for that species of joke where you mix and match true facts to make something twice as wrong as knowing nothing. if you bite it and you die it’s a stalagmite if it bites you and you die it’s a stalactite

It's actually not the stalactite that bites you you're thinking of stalactite's monster.

when i get mad i’m gonna start saying shit like “why i oughta” as i wind up my fist