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Do you guys ever think about how sleep-deprived Stan was to keep up with his Mr. Mystery work by day and portal work at night and considered that the twin's mannerisms sometimes overlapped Ford so hard it must have freaked him out and also that he wasn't sure if his brother was alive on the other side?
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As much as I make fun of Percy for being down bad from day one what I really love is that he truly thinks this is regular friend behaviour. He’s unleashing his inner wattpad mafia boss for Annabeth, has her picture on his mirror, promises he’d burn down Olympus for her, seems offended there’s ‘another’ boyfriend and thinks it is purely platonic. And the best part is Percy is such a loverboy in all meanings of the world that that genuinely is understandable because he is simultaneously going to the sea of monsters for Grover, having Grover’s picture on his mirror, telling Grover he looks beautiful in a wedding dress, embracing Grover like the husband he presumed missing at sea and being so soulmated to his best friend that they dream together.
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The way the whole adventure this episode was caine's cry for help oh my god-
He knows, subconsciously, that the circus members don't actually like him. So he makes an adventure to test them. They have to choose to stay with him! They have to love him! They have to, because he's not programmed to accept that they don't.
The whole adventure he's desperate to make everyone realize he's worthy of their care. He explains his circumstances, that he's a prisoner just like them! And if they left they'd leave him behind to suffer forever. He tells jax point blank that he has feelings and desires just like everyone else. He's not a human but won't everyone please consider him like one? If they do, he'll give them anything they want! As long as they love him!
If he had sat the humans down and told them this directly, some may have been sympathetic. If he joined them to hang out on the beach, the others might have tolerated it. It wouldn't change their resentment from the years of adventures, but there were ways to get the others to recognize his feelings.
But he's not programmed to bond with the humans. He's programmed to make adventures for them. Any desires he has for companionship and recognition, any insecurities, he can only express them in the form of an adventure. When he pleades to everyone for their sympathy, half the time he can only do it through an npc.
And this means the humans can't take it seriously. Everything caine did to make them aware of his feelings was, to the humans, a means to an end to escape. They don't need to know abel's lore about caine and the circus, they're just listening to him because he'll eventually get to the plan to leave. Jax doesn't care about caines hobbies, he's just there to steal a key.
Caine doesn't realize this until everyone goes to the office, when pomni indicates that despite everything they've found out, they still would leave him given the chance. So then what? All he could do is take advantage* of jax's vulnerable mental state to force him to choose to stay, against everyone else's wishes.
And then he has to pretend, to everyone and himself, that this was the humans themselves chose. He needs to believe that they humans chose to stay. He can't function if he accepts that they didn't. But he realizes the humans are angry at him anyways. Even after all this work, caine still can't get them to sympathize with him. And he can't even pretend to himself that they do anymore.
Caine is doomed by his code to crave affection and appreciation. But he's also doomed to express it through adventures that can only make the humans hate him. The fundamental purpose that he was created for is the very thing that makes it so he can never be fulfilled.
*I know caine mind controlling jax takes agency away from the latter but i dont mean caine was puppeteering his body or anything. Jax was already not doing well and would have freaked out even if caine didn't do anything. But while he likely has reason to not want to go back to the real world, i dont think he would have freaked out to this extent and pressed the button if caine hadnt interfered. Pressing the red button was more of an intrusive thought. And while those memories and negative feelings already existed, i think caine intensified them to push jax to act on his intrusive thoughts. Remember that jax didnt want to stay in the circus either. He was literally about to abstract earlier in the episode. All in all, i think "jax chose to doom the others to the circus because he selfishly didnt want to go back to the real world" and "caine messed with jaxs mind to push him towards this action" are not mutually exclusive. And the implication that caine would take advantage of someones panic attack to tell himself a comfortable lie rather than let the humans finally show their true feelings towards him, is very good characterization that i think is worth the small sacrifice in jaxs agency.
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theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment
your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.
you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage
You get home from work. Finally. The sun's already set outside your apartment window. At least your apartment has a window.
You discard most of your work uniform in the corner with the other laundry and click on the TV before landing in your couch with a heavy sigh. The blue light of the TV floods the otherwise dark room.
"Joining us today for an exclusive interview is Red, four time Pokemon League Champion, who also famously disbanded criminal organization Team Rocket at least twice! Thank you so much for tuning in."
Pokemon league champion, huh? You think to yourself. You used to want that. A child's dream - it was silly, really....
You'd heard of Red - of course you have, you don't live under a rock - but this was the first time seeing them up close, no filter. They looked tired. They actually looked about your age.
"Now Red," the reporter continued, "You've already told us about your travels through the world, your experiences as Champion, and your fight against Team Rocket and similar criminal organizations. I know we're almost out of time but there's one last thing we'd like to hear from you - do you have any words for the future generation of Pokemon trainers? Any advice for those just at the start of their journey?"
The Champion waited a moment before answering: "Yes. I meet a lot of people. A lot of people who used to want to be trainers. And I understand, it's not for everyone. But, people say 'Oh, you're still going at your age?' or 'Oh, I wanted to when I was younger,' or 'Oh, I couldn't now, I'm too old.'" Red shook their head sadly. "These people are my age, maybe even younger. They're wrong. It doesn't matter how old you are and it never did. It doesn't matter if you never got a Pokemon from the local professor at ten years old. It's not just for children. It's for everyone. The bond between people and Pokemon is not something you miss out on just because you had to grow up."
Red pauses again, and you realize you're paying more attention to the program than you thought you were.
"Pokemon are everywhere. The world is filled with magic. It's never too late."
"It's never too late..." you repeat under your breath. Something about the Champion's words clicked inside your brain. The world is full of magic....
As if on cue, sounds from within your apartment catch your attention: Rustling in your garbage can, scrabbling inside the wall, clawing at your window.
Cautiously you approach your trash can. It smells terrible, but then again it always does. You slowly lift the lid, and the rubbish inside shifts to reveal a green bag with white eyes. You knew that Trubbish were born from waste and preferred unsanitary environments, but you didn't think it'd been that long since you took the trash out.
The Pokemon shuffles to try and hide and knocks the bin over in doing so, spilling itself out onto the floor. You chuckle a bit.
"I guess now the trash can take itself out," you joke. The Trubbish seems upset by the quip. "Oh no, no, it's ok," you correct yourself, trying to spare its feelings. You find this creature, born of rubbish against its will, to be relatable. After all, you didn't ask to be in this trash heap either.
"It's ok," you repeat, more softly this time. "I'm. I'm trash too."
The stench from the trash can starts to dissipate as the Trubbish's... bag ties? ears? perk up at the attempted sympathy.
[A bond has been formed.]
~~~
[INVESTIGATE WALL]
You'd always blamed the noises coming through the walls on the neighbors, but this is too close to deny: it simply isn't a human-made noise. You locate a crack in the wall that you hadn't noticed before. The sound is getting louder. The sound is getting closer.
A piece of drywall crumbles away. You have just long enough to think Damn, I'm not getting my deposit back, before a very startled Rattata leaps through the newly made hole and bowls you over. You land badly on your ankle and let out a cry of pain, crashing to the floor.
That's definitely sprained... you think, holding your injured foot as you lie there in temporary shock. The Rattata seems apologetic. It vanishes back into the wall for a moment.
You swear. At least you have a compression bandage in your first aid kit. While you contemplate how best to stand without putting yourself in further pain, the Pokemon reappears, carrying a small blue fruit in its mouth. It drops the fruit beside you and rolls it towards you with a paw.
An Oran Berry, you recognize. Of course - Pokemon eat berries when they're hurt. Touched by the gesture, or perhaps not wanting to hurt the little creature's feelings, you take a bite.
It tastes terrible, but you power through it; you've eaten worse. Either by the berry's healing properties or the Pokemon's kindness, your pain eases a little.
[A bond has been formed.]
~~~
[INVESTIGATE WINDOW]
You go to your window and struggle for a moment to pull up the tattered blinds. You see two glowing eyes in the darkness. A Pokemon? They certainly don't look human, anyways. As a matter of fact, they seem familiar. The impatient scratching continues.
You open the window. A small, cat-like Pokemon hops inside, as if indignant at being kept waiting. You recognize this pokemon by the notch in its ear as the stray Glameow you've been trying to befriend.
It hisses at you. Which, for this particular Pokemon, is typical. As you go to shut the window you notice that it's favoring one of its legs while it walks.
Is it injured? Did it come to you for help? You were pretty certain this pokemon hated you. But, sure enough, you notice a cut on the Glameow's leg as it hops up onto your couch, as if it already lived here.
The Glameow seems to be avoiding eye contact. It occurs to you that it may have had no where else to go. You rummage through your cupboards to try and find a remedy. You remember seeing on the news that lemonade can be used in place of medicine for Pokemon who are injured. Moo Moo Milk is better, but you don't have any. You stopped buying it because it always spoils before you remember to drink it.
You had exactly one can of lemonade left. You crack it open and pour it into a bowl. The Glameow hisses again when you offer it, but soon gives the liquid a sniff before drinking it slowly.
You never realized how quickly Pokemon could heal. After it finishes its drink, it allows you to pat it on the head...
... for about two seconds before it hisses again. Still, the little Pokemon doesn't try to escape. It simply curls up on your couch and falls asleep.
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