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TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

Ok i was expecting red flags and shit but I’m not sure what color this flag is but there’s a flag and I’m confused.

All of those people around him are demons

That is unbelievable courage!

Calum really said “let me save 2020” and then wore a see through shirt so we could see his nipples

This is like one of those art house horror movies with symbolism I don’t understand except I understand what this is trying to convey perfectly holy crap

willy wonka’s chocolate factory

Jesus Christ if you read it in a book you’d say it was too on the nose. What the fuck.

Republicans make confectioners donate all their candy to them while the democrats pitch in to pay for the candy are you fucking kidding me…I had to read the article myself and it’s somehow worse than I thought

in times like these people say things like “we need to throw it all out and start over” which is absolutely true but we also need to divest of all this whimsical shit in its entirety. if I saw, with my eyeballs, a congressperson like, vote against raising minimum wage or whatever and then take a handful of literal candy from a communal candy desk and then hop on the Magical Senator Train to Clown Town I would be in prison for murder.

Un-stanning Calum hood, I tried to ignore it but I can’t it’s something that’s been bothering me since like 2012 but I genuinely believed he would change and be better, I’m sure a lot of you guys know what I’m talking about and understand where I’m coming from but for those of you who are about to be on my ass or try to defend him and for those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about, please consider this, this man has the AUDACITY every fucking day, to wake the fuck up and be ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. Can you fucking believe?! With his perfect smile that lights up the world and his laugh that can cure depression and his incredible caring soul and his love for his fans, friends and family, and the talent and energy he puts in his music. Like wtf? The nerve ?!! How dare he.. I’m done and idc what y’all have to say about that smh

5sos really provided an escape tonight. an escape from everything going on in the world. they made this comfortable environment and gave us a safe place to go to just enjoy the music. It felt so personal, literally like a face time call just sitting there in the comforts of our homes vibing to CALM together. I wouldn’t be where i am today without 5sos and I’ll forever be grateful for that and for everything that they have given me from a group of best friends to a release from the craziness of the world.