Moonchild

gay guy and a lesbian who pretend to be a straight couple together in public but the lesbian is the boyfriend and the gay guy is the girlfriend

I, too, make my decisions based on what’s best for Kenny

when ur like “im gettin a gay vibe” and your straight friend is like “uhhh idk that seems….forced….” and u gotta pull out your fuckin phd from gay college and your private gay detective license and your federal bureau of investigaytion badge like sit fuckin down buddy i got credentials and also an opinion the truth is out there my guy

!!! thank you for helping me understand!!! This is actually rly cool!!

This post is a whole-ass queer mood and a Finnish folklore lesson all in one and I am 100% here for it

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

lets make a new trope: gay characters who are actually seemingly impossible to kill to the point that all of their enemies are comically frustrated. functionally immortal gay characters. being gay making you immortal. unkillable gay trope.

The Gays Bury You

This is always awesome.

most effective method of theft - be so cute your victim just willingly gives their food away

Ummm youngest children anybody?