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Inkwell from Tiffany’s
I can't with the double standards in this fandom when olenna tyrell weaponizes her gay relatives to terrorise a blonde woman and put her bloodline on the iron throne everyone calls her "queen" and "woke grandma" 🙄 but when I, otto hightower
one of many things i really loved was how anticlimactic rhaenyra taking kings landing is. there is barely any action, barely any spectacle, barely any dragons. they just walk through the halls functionally unimpeded and all we see is their silver targaryen hair as they walk through halls that are familiar to us by now but where they feel out of place. there is tension in the fact that there is no tension at all. we know daemon is a better fighter than any hightower guard. we know they have more dragons. even the goldcloaks rushing in lasts barely more than a second. otto's death is imperfect and unsatisfying. there is no revenge or catharsis behind her swing. all of this build up her entire life the moment she has been waiting for through all of the death and grief and she hobbles up to the throne in tears because there is absolutely no glory in taking the iron throne, none of it matters, but its too late to do anything else but sit.
The unpredictable and annoying lover of Severus snape

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please please please please reblog if you’re a writer and have at some point felt like your writing is getting worse. I need to know if I’m the only one who’s struggling with these thoughts
Good news! At various points in your development, it is!
As you write, you level up in little ways. It's not like D&D where you get a level all at once. Oh, no. You get tiny improvements to your skill tree, and there will be points where your build is entirely unbalanced. As you adjust to these changes, you will naturally regress in some areas. This is just your mind and overall skill level getting ready for the final leveling, where you're briefly fully balanced again!
TL;DR: Regression is a natural part of improvement, and while it's frustrating as hell, if you keep going, you can write through it.
Also this.
top 3 hobbies for young adults:
1. borrowing misery from future
2. carrying grief of the past
3. agonizing over the present
i used to just sort by kudos and assume that meant “show me the good stuff.” high kudos meant high quality, obviously. now that i write, i’m like… oh. kudos are also just visibility + timing. early fics had years to rack up numbers, and that momentum is permanent. so kudos sort is mostly “what was popular in 2012,” not “what’s good right now.”

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The Death Eaters Were Inevitable
(Or, How I Broke My Brain And Fell In Love With Statute of Secrecy Discourse)
Now, before I begin, let me escort the first elephant out of the room: Yes, the Death Eaters were basically a Nazi parallel (or an X/Y/Z cocktail of various prejudices).
This is not about that. This is, if you will allow me, sidestepping that to suggest that there is another motivating factor in the wizarding world that not only strengthens psychologically exploring Death Eaters and similar, but could arguably be treated as their source code.
I am referring, of course, to the International Statute of Secrecy (est. 1689).
Second elephant out of the room. Yes, in canon, the Statute is a franchise convenience. The wizarding world as it exists in Harry Potter and its cousins only exists as-is with the Statute as foundation. Masquerade trope. Doylist, yadda and that.
Elephant out? Good.
Now let’s look at the elephant that we’re sitting down for tea: a society that has spent three hundred years reciting and digesting scattered medieval witch hunts as a reason to maintain a mind-control-enforced insular culture.
As we know from the real world, hardcore fear-fueled isolationism always produces functional, well-adjusted people.
Sarcasm aside, moving on.
Imagine you are a pureblood wizard, if you would. You grow up in a house out in the countryside. You occasionally glimpse Muggles, maybe, but you aren’t allowed to meaningfully talk to them. Not much. Besides, Muggles burn people and have nukes and all of this and that and the other. Imagine what they would do if they found us - that is the mantra you hear all your life. But wait no, we have magic, we’re safe, we’re superior.
Which one is it?
And then you go to school, and you notice there’s a whole class of wizards whose parents and siblings and aunties and uncles are Muggles. What if one of them cracked and said something? What if one of the Muggleborns decided they liked the Muggles better than you? Half-bloods? Them too. People who marry Muggles? They've actively decided it, haven't they?
And then along comes this fellow saying don’t worry. We are superior to Muggles. And you know what? Muggleborns probably are conspiring and plotting against us anyway. They don’t get our ‘culture’ (and I use the the word loosely, considering canon population distribution), not to mention they were born out there.
People don’t like the narrative that makes them afraid. They like the one that makes them feel in control.
Now, enter the 1970s and surrounding years. The Muggle world is changing rapidly. The Cold War is afoot. The other is in its rapid-pulse state.
And we look at our pureblood and we wonder why he might become a Death Eater.
I want to be clear: I am not saying the Death Eaters are right or good or the real victims. I’m saying that the fundamental premise of the Statute of Secrecy does not create a stable, healthy society. It creates a highly paranoid one. (Which also raises some interesting pressures on canon’s British Ministry’s behavior, come to think.)
It breeds radicalization.
So, yeah. Has anyone else considered that 300 years of militant isolation might fuck up a society?
Counterpoint: nobody in the books is afraid of the Muggles.
Like, literally nobody. The stories of witch hunts are some half-forgotten memories of lectures by Binns, mixed with funny bits like that witch who pretended to be burned by Muggles a dozen of times. Nobody contemplates that it migth actually happen again. And, given how cooky and poorly adjusted for the regular world most wizards are shown to be, I'm pretty sure most of them have no clue about nuclear weapons.
Overwhelming majority of violence between Muggles and wizards is done by wizards.
Death Eaters aren't afraid of Muggles and murder them brazenly for fun and entertainment.
The Ministry isn't afraid of Muggles. Scrimgeour treats meeting the Prime Minister like an annoying obligation without even a pretense that PM is his equal. That's happening while a group of wizards (for whom Scrimgeour is responsible) is attacking PM's constituents - but Scrimgeour is completely assured that he won't have to answer for anything.
Nobody in the Order is afraid of Muggles. Death Eaters attacking Muggles is bad because it's morally bad to abuse defenceless Muggles, not because that these attacks might rouse the sleeping giant which will destroy wizarding world.
The Statute of Secrecy is not an emergency measure to preserve a persecuted minority from extermination/subjugation by violent majority. The Statute ensures that every witch or wizard can do whatever they want to Muggles around them.
Muggle-baiters want to cover plumbers in shit and generally practice curses of varying lethality on the Muggles without repercusions. The Statute enables that.
Slughorn wants to squat in Muggle residences - Statute to the rescue.
The Ministry wants to do its business without accounting themselves to anyone. Well, isn't it convenient that their very existence is a secret?
Death Eaters want to kill and torture Muggles. The Statute ensures that they have that opportunity without possibility of retaliation.
Wizarding world assumes absolute supremacy in any situation where Muggle and wizardig world come into conflict. Ministry's sovereignty trumps the sovereignty of the royal government. Wizards attacking Muggles will face wizards' justice and laws, not Muggle ones. Ministry claims the right to brainwash any Muggle it deems necessary.
Imagine PM telling the Parliament that there's some parallel self-proclaimed government in the UK which can't maintain basic order in its community, resulting in numerous cases of assault and murder of HM's subjects. Imagine PM telling the Parliament that said government releases terrorists guilty of those crimes on laughable pretenses so that they can continue attacking, torturing and killing as they please.
And also this self-proclaimed government is guilty of perverting the course of justice on a massive scale by covering up/destroying evidence of various crimes against HM's subjects. With similar degree of fraud/framing of innocent contractors and property owners for negligence on the side.
How long would such situation be tolerated?
Death Eaters aren't inevitable because the Statute breeds some kind of paranoia nobody ever shows any signs of. Death Eaters are inevitable because the Statute's underlying philosophy loudly proclaims that wizards can do whatever they wish to Muggles to ensure their own convenience and to escape any sort of accountability.
In the world where 99,99% of humans are assumed to have no human rights, Death Eates want to add another 0,0001% to the list and make violent entertaiment at sub-humans' expense more violent. That's all it is.
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setting: modern, non-magical, reality/film star au; based on this
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(7:22 am) Did you see the casting news yet? For Boy Who Lived?
(8:15 am) fuck off its sunday
(8:16 am) Ronald.
(8:17 am) unless they chose to go with an actual fucking cgi flamingo i dont give a shit right now and it can wait until tomorrow
(8:19 am) It really can’t. Harry’s going to fire you when he finds out.
(8:19 am) ??????? get ur blasphemous ass back to church no he’s not
(8:20 am) Yes, he is. It was YOUR idea to scrap the chemistry test.
(8:23 am) omg what is ur DAMAGE chemistry tests r dumb af harry hates them
(8:24 am) And sometimes you have to act as his AGENT, not his best friend, and advise him to do the things he hates, Ronald. Like chemistry tests.
(8:25 am) thx for the fortune cookie fun fact i’ll pass it on to harry’s latest oscar nom ok
(8:29 am) Check Variety. They reported on the casting this morning. There was a “leak” at the studio. Naturally.
(8:32 am) harrys gonna fucking fire me ur right
BREAKING: Hurricane Hollywood star tapped for female lead in Paramount’s Boy Who Lived
October 11, 2016. Los Angeles.
Well, it’s official.
Seemingly permanent tabloid staple Pansy Parkinson (Hurricane Hollywood; The Hottie and the Nottie), better known for her outrageous late-night party antics than she is for her acting prowess, has been cast as Harry Potter’s (Under the Stairs) on-screen love interest for the futuristic dystopian thriller, Boy Who Lived, slated for release by Paramount sometime in Summer 2018. While Parkinson has been persistently vocal about her desire to make the transition from her Cristal throne in Vegas to the slightly more respectable silver screen, this will be her first role in a major motion picture.
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