As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

(sexting) i’m so fucking scared of you

goodbye discord hello drinkting motor oil

i think the most beautiful thing about being a human is the capacity to change

mwaaaah ! In these trying times.

hey, dont be scared. im about to sniff you.

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

Ugh, I have such a crush on her, I have got to make her piss in my backyard

She's too hot to be allowed to use the bathroom

i love you a little. haha april fools. i love you lots