We Are Not Men

thank god mummy lady is back from the grave. if i had to watch more uninterrupted tom cruise i think i would start crying

who on earth would root for boring tom cruise over the much cooler mummy

i have a longstanding relationship with the original mummy movies. i loved them when i was a kid. i love them now. a few things. first, may the lord bless and keep brendan fraser. second, rachel weisz probably helped in making me not straight. third, the third movie doesn’t exist. idk what you’re talking about. but importantly, reader, they are not good movies. they are bad movies. 

alrighty gather round kidlets. today I am watching the mummy (2017) and fully expecting to hate it

I’ve been gone for FOREVER but I’m back today kidlets.

I logged on here for the first time in like a year imagine my absolute surprise at finding the supernatural fandom alive and well