Incorrect Luhan Quotes

Minseok: If she breathes, she's a th- Wait what the fuck is with your lightsaber?

Luhan: What?

Minseok: Why is it pink?

Luhan: Oh what, I can't have a pink lightsaber?

Minseok: There is no pink lightsaber, Luhan. Bitch have you ever seen a pink fucking lightsaber in the movie?

Luhan: Psh, what movie?

Minseok: What's wrong?

Luhan: Chanyeol's been hit by a bus.

Minseok: Oh... *Looks down* He 'Bussed' the bus hard.

Luhan: *stares* Our friend was just hit by the bus, possibly suffering, and you're making jokes??

Minseok:

Jongdae: *in his room* Hit or miss I guess they-

Luhan: *opens door*...

Jongdae: *in a mini skirt and crop top* never miss huh?... *Looks*

Luhan: Get the fuck out.

Jongdae: Bro-

Luhan: I don't give two shits about it

Chen: I didn't even say anything

Luhan: You always say something dumb...

Chen: Tidepods are the best fucking toppings

Chen:*at the bar* Nice outfit!

Minseok: Thanks! I've been eating bananas lately so I decided to dress as a minion *holds up banana* *chews*

Yixing: *looks* *smiles* Mine?

Luhan: Don't ask me, tell me! Yell it to me! WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS IT?!

Yixing: MINE!!!

Luhan: Ha! That's a pretty gay sun *points at pink sun*

Jongdae: He's not fucking out yet, Luhan. Leave him alone.

Luhan: *frowns* *looks outside at the night*

Luhan:

Minseok: It's okay, no worries *smiles*

Luhan: Damn you're cute

Minseok: What-

Luhan: Marry me damnit

Jongdae: Hey *smiles*

Luhan: Hey *smiles*

Jongdae: *walks away*

Luhan: *walks in* OOOO THAT ASS

Minseok: Okay what the fuck? I am not some sex item for you to be horny as fuck for! *Turns*

Luhan: *staring*

Minseok: You're a disgusting pig who lusts over people's asses-

Luhan: Hey, listen I'd love to listen but I'm trying to watch Animal Planet on the donkey

Minseok: *turns to tv* O-Oh

Jongdae: Bro, I'm not sixteen *laughs*

-later

Jongdae: *comes home at 9:03*

Luhan: *in a white robe with a belt in hand* I thought I told your dumbass 9

BFF#2: Nice throw BFF!

Jongdae: Hey Luhan! Catch! *Throws ball*

Ball: *bounces to nothing*

Jongdae: Oh... That's right... You left...

So ya girl finally figured out how to turn on her ask notifications 🤧 I'm so happy because I remember I was about to cry like a bitch because I was afraid of opening a new account just so you guys can ask me questions, but Lord knows how many accounts I have all around. But that's not the point right now! 🙅🏽‍♀️ If no one knew, we just hit 300+! 🎈🎉🎊🎉🎊🎈 That's right! 300! Well it's 320 or more, I don't check too much. So Anyways! I just wanted to thank you all again for being here and staying with me! I won't be posting memes for a while, but I will be answering any, ANY, asks you guys have! I kind of need to recharge from memes, so Lulu is taking a small break here (inculding Xing), and kind of just answer questions, make friends and just other things, you know what I always do. So nothing is changing, just want to tell you guys that, in case someone is curious as to why I haven't posted a meme for a while. Soooo yeah! Happy 300+ and don't forget to ask now that I found out I can allow you guys to ask!!!

I'm going to be honest... Disappointed. I mean Luhan's a 28 year old man and could do whatever he wants but I mean come on... You're girlfriend was an ambassador for a non smoking campaign ad, it's going to stir up some people when you're smoking. I'm really worried about Guan Xiaotong in this because I know people are going to throw a lot of hate for this because she was an ambassador for non smoking. I, myself, am not a fan of smoking and always hated it. I'm not going to bitch my relationship with cigarettes because that's a story for later 😂 But yeah. I was disappointed when I found out. However, I don't love Luhan any less. I just hope Xiaotong can kiss his smelly ass mouth 😂😂

❤️❤️❤️ I've stanned him since "mayo" days. Though I didn't really follow him, just kind of thought he was pretty lol. I was still like 11 when they debuted so I didn't care too much about boy bands. Plus I was a huge weeb so K-pop wasn't my cup of tea back then, it was anime openings lolololoBleach Ranbu no Melody is the shit guys lmao 👌🔥