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Luhan: Oh my God... We'll be there right away. *Hangs up phone*
Minseok: What's wrong?
Luhan: Chanyeol's been hit by a bus.
Minseok: Oh... *Looks down* He 'Bussed' the bus hard.
Luhan: *stares* Our friend was just hit by the bus, possibly suffering, and you're making jokes??
Minseok:
Minseok: I guess I'm getting a HIT out of this
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Luhan: All women are queens! *Pink lightsaber revealed*
Minseok: If she breathes, she's a th- Wait what the fuck is with your lightsaber?
Luhan: What?
Minseok: Why is it pink?
Luhan: Oh what, I can't have a pink lightsaber?
Minseok: There is no pink lightsaber, Luhan. Bitch have you ever seen a pink fucking lightsaber in the movie?
Luhan: Psh, what movie?
Minseok: Bitch you dedicated a whole ass fucking song and you don't know the fuckin movie-
Luhan: Jongdae? I'm ho-
Jongdae: *in his room* Hit or miss I guess they-
Luhan: *opens door*...
Jongdae: *in a mini skirt and crop top* never miss huh?... *Looks*
Luhan: Get the fuck out.
Jongdae: Bro-
Luhan: OUT YOU HOE
Chen: *opens mouth*
Luhan: I don't give two shits about it
Chen: I didn't even say anything
Luhan: You always say something dumb...
Chen: Tidepods are the best fucking toppings
Luhan: See dumb- WAIT HOW TF WOULD YOU KNOW?!
Luhan: I fuckin hate these people. So fucking bitchy-
Jongdae: Hey *smiles*
Luhan: Hey *smiles*
Jongdae: *walks away*
Luhan: Fuckin bitch
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Luhan: *bumps into Minseok* Oh sorry
Minseok: It's okay, no worries *smiles*
Luhan: Damn you're cute
Minseok: What-
Luhan: Marry me damnit
Minseok: What the fuc-
Luhan: I'm not strict. Just make sure you come home by 9, no later.
Jongdae: Bro, I'm not sixteen *laughs*
-later
Jongdae: *comes home at 9:03*
Luhan: *in a white robe with a belt in hand* I thought I told your dumbass 9
Jongdae: *stares* *whispers* Oh my God you were serious
Luhan: Kris, I really think there's a monster under my bed.
Kris: Dude, enjoy it while you can *Looks at Junmyeon in his room* Because once you're married, the monster is going to be sleeping in yo shit
