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deadbeatmaker

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

breadcunt

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20

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transcyberism

coffee drinkers what's your favorite roast level

blonde

light-medium

dead-center medium

medium-dark

dark

extra dark/almost burnt (Starbucks enjoyer button)

actually I don't like it roasted at all and only drink green coffee 🧐

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transcyberism

ok addendum I realized I left out a group

coffee drinkers do you care what roast level your coffee is

yes

meh not really

I don't even know the difference tbh

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#i like dark roast but man.#if its coffee i'll probably drink it #i drink the shittiest fucking coffee on the planet at my office i just fill it with slightly-decent-creamer #also starbucks has fucking godawful coffee its just BURNT dude #and i like char!#on like. steaks and chicken and whatnot i guess

animentality

jame7t

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

cryptotheism

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

betterbemeta

He didn't want to talk to you.

swaglexander-the-great

findingfeather

Uh.

Point of order.

King of Horses ran 450 fucking miles at almost entirely a gallop, without more than a few minutes rest, in 4 nights and basically was like "wait why are we stopping?" when Gandalf took him into the city and he ended up in a stable.

This was not his top speed, nor did it push any limits on his endurance.

King of horses is very different from other horses, actually.

elodieunderglass

He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties

darkwizardtheorist

But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.

singerin

#tolkien

hotvampireadjacent

Um

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cryptotheism

I think someone just shot Charlie Kirk

dragongirlsweetie

can we not spread rumours before the facts have been settled please

cryptotheism

Sorry

prokopetz

Every time I listen to the Blue Swede cover of "Hooked on a Feeling" I'm struck by how relatively little ooga chaka it contains for a song that's literally only known for ooga chaka.

#this is the second post about blue swedes version ive seen today.

beardedmrbean

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Certified Anti-Microsoft post

feeshies

oh no! the black metal band i googled has a "controversy" section of their wikipedia page! oh no!

feeshies

they're just satanists. crisis averted!

dikdikpronouncedxylophone

maelwife

Maybe one reason time seems to speed up in adult life is because when your full time job leaves you roughly 5 hours of free time a day plus two days off a week your life turns into a sort of monotony that makes the days blend together and creative pursuits move in slow motion as you can only get to them when other your commitments are done.

maelwife

When you look back and think damn 2019 wasn’t that long ago where did the time go? Job. Your Job took it.

#its vile shit man.

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seren-starlight

Me sucking my own dick: I'll bet your precious neural network can't do this!

seren-starlight

A lot has changed in two years. AI has improved so much that you can't even get a job sucking your own dick anymore

almostno1makesitout

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Cari and its eight team members are quietly some of the most influential archivists online. One of Sofi Xian’s coinages is Frutiger Aero, a branch of Futurist design that fixated around glossy textures, cloudy skies, tropical fish, water and bubbles – seen in Windows XP and late 2000s user interfaces. Conversely, preceding aesthetics such as Utopian Scholastic, coined by Evan Collins, has a thematology of dinosaurs, solar system facts, the human body and contemporary history, all seen in late 90s education texts – although the two aesthetics seem very different, they’re genetically related and serve as springboards into eccentric family trees of design trends. Just a little time spent on CARI, Aesthetics Wikia or Evan’s prolific Are.na will have you reeling from information overload.

Look around and ask yourself: why is that there? Why does it look that way? What kind of bigger story is this fitting into? Where did it come from and where will it go? Everything is embedded in a larger context. Consumer aesthetics offer an expansive study for our human condition – and Cari presents the information in an unbiased, non-judgmental and educational fashion. Design trends – as maximalist visual commentaries on the way we think, feel and accessorise – become a picture you can infinitely zoom into. They become an opportunity to find new documents hidden within – artefacts that simultaneously light both paths to the past and the future.

The Consumer Aesthetics Research Institute proves that subcultures are thriving more than ever - It’s Nice That Magazine, 2025

images sourced from Evan Collins’ Utopian Scholastic CARI stream

#utopian scholastic #big fan of CARI.

capacity2

Anthony bourdains show would never be made in this era of time cause cool white guys don’t exist anymore. They’re all smoll beans or Hitler

capacity2

This nearly knocked me out it’s so stupid.

Manly man….. bitch that’s a whole ass lesbian

philcollinsenjoyer

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

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segamascott

i have decided that you have feelings for me #empath

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