Realism in rpf is a vet referencing memes from ten years ago and misusing youth slang both accidentally and intentionally to piss gen z and/or alpha off

brat clarke

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN DANNY BRIERE OFFER SHEETED LEO CARLSSON AFTER PVB SAID HE’D MATCH ANY OFFER SHEET THUS MAKING THE DUCKS ACT ON THEIR STATEMENT AND ALSO ALLEGEDLY SIGNED CLAUDE FUCKING GIROUX MEANING THAT THREE IN THE AFTERNOON ON JULY THIRD TWENTY TWENTY SIX DB CEMENTED THE NARRATIVELY TENOUS RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE FLYERS AND THE DUCKS THAT STARTED ALL THE WAY SINCE C*TTER GAUTHIER AND WILL NOT END ANYTIME SOON AND ALSO IS ATTEMPTING TO FINISH THE TIME LOOP THAT IS THE FLYERS YAOI CURSE BY BRINGING HIS FLYERS ASSIGNED TRAGIC HUSBAND BACK AND THE HOCKEY RELEVANT FOREVER FLYERS CAPTAIN BACK MEANING WE HAVE A FUCKING THREE WAY NARRATIVE BOMB GOING OFF WITH ONE FELL SWOOP. WHERE THE FJCK WERE YOU WHEN THIS HAPPENED

draft so boring it got us cheering when the ai $7 viagra ad comes on