Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

Can I come over and be really disappointing

there is no solution bc there is actually no problem

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

the problem with personality tests and other similar quizzes is that they assume you know things about yourself. Which is simply not true

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

topical

oh my god hamlet

happens

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

Nobody knows if writing a story is possible