I've seen hundreds - maybe even thousands - of images over the years. and so i've become somewhat of an expert on the topic

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

baseball in essence is a game about you trying to throw your friend a ball but some asshole wont stop trying to knock your ball as far as fuck away as possible because he's a bad person

God should let me drink 7 coffees a day without repercussies

the thing about sourds and leno is people think they're smart4idiot, with sourdy as the long-suffering competent one saving leno from himself. but they're actually the most classic idiot4idiot you'll ever find. both of them put all their brain cells towards hockey and forgot to save any for the rest of life. they never drive each other crazy bc they're constantly discovering really basic shit and showing it to each other like whoaaaaa dude look at this! did you know you can put pop tarts in the toaster? and the other one's like WE HAVE A TOASTER?!? NO WAY BRO!!!! it's really beautiful and everyone around them is just amazed they're still alive