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*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

tiramisu

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

answer the question micheal.

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

“tattoos are going out of style” they’ve been around for a thousand years im sorry you’re conservative now get well soon ig

You are less fashionable than Ötzi the ice man who had sick tattoos

Ya’ll may not know this but ya boi Pack is disabled with hyper mobility and autism (I think that one is more obvious though) among other things 💀 but I love to cook. She’s been very helpful for me

i miss when tumblr was easy