☆.𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔥.𝔅𝔶.𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔬.☆

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

sir that is my emotional support snarky tragic male character with parental issues

People are surprised that a psychopathic, abusive asshole actually STAYS a psychopathic, abusive asshole and doesn’t change because of the “power of love uwu”??

fuck romance except whatever that demon fox kid and the gay emo ninja had going on

sometimes reading fanfiction is a roulette of what kink am i discovering now

Some of you can listen to 2000’s songs without getting AMV fandom war flashbacks and it shows

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

This is more inspirational than I think it was originally intended to be

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you