"i bet you look kind."

getting obsessed with a real life guy who sucks is the ultimate cure for all ails

I love Shane Hollander. I love how anything other than first place is repugnant to him, how a silver medal may as well be a dead rat for all he wants it. I love that any emotion that’s slightly too strong will bring him to tears and I love that he stubbornly refuses to let them fall. I love how snarky he is. I love that his vocabulary is 60% cursing and how his media persona would never betray that. I love his need to solidify himself as the unofficial face of the NHL. I love that he shoulders the responsibility of winning so entirely that every loss is a personal failure. I love that his true desires are buried so deep he barely ever even allows himself to recognise them. I love how much he loves being filled, how he craves having Ilya inside him, how he can’t let him leave without tasting him, even after he already fucked him. I love how the only time he can truly let go is when he trusts Ilya to bring him physical pleasure. I love his awkwardness and his pretty face and his freckles and his complete inability to communicate effectively. I just love Shane Hollander.

"Can such-and-such a person ever be redeemed?" I don't believe there is or could be or needs to be such a thing as redemption because I am not a Catholic, therefore the question is vacuous and incoherent. Next question.

im so glad we have shane hollander and hes gay

(desperate for cock voice) im not desperate for cock

will who decided to leave college a year early after the sharks won the first overall pick so he could play with mack. cherny who bought out the final year of his contract in moscow when he was drafted to the sharks because he wanted to join the team as soon as possible and called mack the best player in the league before he even played a single game with him. and ivar who was asked what swedish hockey players he looked up to and said he really liked macklin celebrini then immediately looked mortified, realizing what he admitted. macklin what crazy pheromones are you putting out into the world, all these other boys were hooked on you from the start