i think.. but not often

aghhhhhhh. okay I will persist

GIRLS IN MY PHONE. WE CAN DO IT

we are fucked

No hope

if i’m gonna be forced to exist i might as well be silly about it

my moat fucking sucks and i am going to get sieged

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The best character development is when the antagonist doesn't even really change or redeem himself. Like no, he still sucks, he's just on our side now.

apparently this morning my wife heard me make a noise in my sleep and she asked me if i was okay and i just responded with "yeah, i'm just pissed off" and promptly fell asleep again. like i was dead asleep and just fucking hating still i guess. the grind never stops

*checks calendar* hmmm today is Roleplay As a Horse Day

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.