there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

dont mind if i dont

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

very skilled at having a headache

me listening to my playlist: omg that’s crazy i love this song

the great divide is like what if you stayed and it haunted you and what if you left and it haunted you and what if you came back and it haunted you

“oh one time my—” (abruptly stops myself from saying the words “tumblr mutual” in public) “overseas colleague”

Realizing the depression is not seasonal is like: Wow! What a beautiful flower! The birds are singing! I sure do love spring! I think I am fundamentally unlovable as a person.