Tessa coil

[woman who has never been gentle with herself voice] I just need to be more disciplined

do you even know how much work goes in to keeping this basement appropriately creepy and disgusting? thats not rust on those pipes, i painted that. i cant have rusty pipes. i use those to shower. those are actually fancy rats, too, the wild ones are too good at hiding. and frankly good handcuffs are wayyy more expensive than the pink fuzzy kind. the filing cabinet is real, though. dont go in there. i need those paystubs to do taxes.

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The symbiotes from spider man have infinite lesbian porn potential and yet fuckers only make heterosexual doggy style or gay male muscle worship at best. Zero imagination. What a disservice!

the engineers designing the tesla truck

Dramatically declaring "IT BEGINS" even though I know darn well it has in fact been ongoing for some time.