Lucy Smith Illustration

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I took my father to see Rogue One today. I’ve wanted to take him for a while. I wanted my Mexican father, with his thick Mexican accent, to experience what it was like to see a hero in a blockbuster film, speak the way he does. And although I wasn’t sure if it was going to resonate with him, I took him anyway. When Diego Luna’s character came on screen and started speaking, my dad nudged me and said, “he has a heavy accent.” I was like, “Yup.” When the film was over and we were walking to the car, he turns to me and says, “did you notice that he had an accent?” And I said, “Yeah dad, just like yours.” Then my dad asked me if the film had made a lot of money. I told him it was the second highest grossing film of 2016 despite it only being out for 18 days in 2016 (since new year just came around). He then asked me if people liked the film, I told him that it had a huge following online and great reviews. He then asked me why Diego Luna hadn’t changed his accent and I told him that Diego has openly talked about keeping his accent and how proud he is of it. And my dad was silent for a while and then he said, “And he was a main character.” And I said, “He was.” And my dad was so happy. As we drove home he started telling me about other Mexican actors that he thinks should be in movies in America. Representation matters.

I love the dramatic music on Chopped. “I found the meatball very dry” [MUSICAL STING THAT CRACKS OPEN THE VERY CRUST OF THE EARTH]

If you win THIS auction item, you can force your opponent to relive the entirety of 2016

new year reminder: don’t be so hurt by the thought of people being disinterested in you. you’re better off working to impress yourself rather than putting all your strength in impressing others

white women literally dont make sense

Okay usually I just brush these things off because it’s not worth my time. So please tell me the meaning behind this.

i mean for starters u jus said its not worth ur time but u tryna initiate a discussion so does that makes sense to u? bc to me it dont

“Hello, I’m the Pioneer Woman, and today I’m going to be sure to point out about eight times that my husband is working REALLY HARD outdoors like a man should and I’m going to be whipping up a fantastic BUT NOT TOO ADVENTURESOME OR HE WON’T EAT IT meal for him to eat including this INEVITABLE PASTA with this INEVITABLE MEAT ON TOP OF IT and this salad which HE PROBABLY WON’T EAT but don’t worry I WILL GIGGLE AND THINK IT’S CUTE THAT MY HUSBAND IS ACTING LIKE A TODDLER and isn’t it just wonderful how I make sure to reinforce these proper gender roles with EVERY SINGLE COMMENT I MAKE?”

Ok, but I fucking love her kitchenware line. Have you seen the butter dish? And the glassware??

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