Feel Like I'm The Worst, Act Like I'm The Best

I FUCKiNG LOVE BUFFY GOD BLESS 

also you should listen to the Cryptid Keeper on soundcloud if you haven’t it’s informative and funny and one of my VAs from one of my various projects starred in the latest episode

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

Can we get this show, please?

Ok so what’s the “American” version of defeating a dragon and plunging your fists into its molten heart… I’m thinking either a giant bald eagle, or a T-Rex

just a quick note- no trans person has ever said “did you just assume my gender.” trans people are very aware of how their gender and physical appearance differ and that visually one might assume that they are a man/woman when they are actually not. that’s kind of the whole idea of gender dysphoria. 

and also you’ve beaten your “attack helicopter” joke into the fucking ground. cut that shit out.

i wanted to add one more thing to this post that other people have pointed out: i know its an awkward question, but a lot of trans people are going to be 100% fine with you asking what their gender is, or with calmly correcting you if you get it wrong. and if they’re not, then they’re way more likely to keep it to themselves than get visibly angry with someone. this idea that trans people just go apeshit when people misgender them accidentally/when first meeting them is a complete fabrication for a stupid joke and that’s why i despise it so much. 

This. We can’t correct people. That’s not how it works.

she said “cute”

This is the last thing a piece of bread sees