I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

you know what’s crazy is there’s no way dunk asked to wear lyonel’s antler crown. he’s not exactly the height of propriety but even he knows that’s a step too far, and besides the idea would never cross his mind. no. lyonel probably noticed dunk glancing at it now and again and saw this man that’s somehow huge and strong but also walks on shaky legs and tries to blend in with his surroundings, deerlike, and thought i can’t die before ever seeing this fawn wear my crown

I'm so used to seeing lyonel being downbad in stormhedge fics that I lowkey take offense when he isn't

Wildling Dunk being captured by Lyonel (he was on a world tour and ended up fighting alongside some northerners against Dunk's clan) he bought Dunk to heel and said as payment he would take the big man as his, he didn't just want Dunk to be payment he wanted Dunk to become his companion and most trusted person to his heart. It was love at first fight. Dunk had struck him so hard across the face he could swear he saw the Warrior himself. It was as if Lyonel was guided by the Seven themselves to meet this wildling man. He would swear up and down there was a connection between the two, visible only in their eyes. Dunk would disagree and try to snap Lyonel's neck multiple times. Lyonel would become even more smitten by the sheer strength of this one man alone, big and strong to take on ten men by himself and only bought down by Lyonel's own might and power. He can already hear wedding bells ring for their unity.