Art Requests Closed

Holy shit I can't believe this old post made it to 1k notes! Thank you to all who liked and reblogged it, y'all are great <3

the hemospectrum…is just the ph scale…

So Aradia is very acid and Feferi is very basic, you say?

Does this mean that Karkat is so sour he’s not even on the scale either???

Karkat’s blood is so acidic that if he bled on the Condesce she would melt on contact and that’s the real reason why mutants were culled.

Really says a lot about staff’s “competence” that they didn’t manage to get rid of that problem yet. Also, they could something about porn bots too.

Click here to fuck Karkat NOW!

Reblog this with a picture of your trollsona for a horrific drawing of em

my homestuck troll typing quirk would be that i type ev*ry wo//rd l*ke i d.nt w/a/n/t it to sh*w up in tum.blr sea//rch res/ults

One of my pet theories is actually that typing quirks already serve as a protective measure against surveillance/wiretapping. You’re less likely to get culled for sedition if the webcrawlers can’t pick suspicious keywords out of your text.

head canon accepted

Does This Mean Kanaya Has No Fucks To Give And Is Tacitly Daring The Powers That Be To Just Try And Cull Her?

Well it would be in character

meanwhile Karkat “Master of Secrecy” karkat just types in allcaps because he legitimately doesn’t realize how easy that is to parse

I like this headcanon more and more as it goes on