The funk might fracture your nose

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

the most problematic maiden at the joust

ideal day: wake up late. iced latte. my video game. crazy reheated lunch. my show. supermarket trip to waste money. a snack. creative endeavours deep into the night. same thing next day.

"light brown" is a hair color more people should get comfortable having. you don't need to think of yourself as blonde

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

Dear video essay creators. A video analysis is when you analyze a piece of media. No no look at me. A summary, no matter how thorough, is not an analysis. An analysis requires you to draw conclusions about the media such as authorial intent, real-world parallels, discussion about themes/worldbuilding/character motivation, and so much more. You have to stop summarizing something and saying that’s analysis. The Gaylors are doing more critical analysis than you. Is that who you want to lose to? The gaylors?

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

I can't believe I only just realized John Waters was in a Simpsons episode lol

He was also in an SVU episode

the restorative practice called going to the movies alone, very important to me like taking vitamins