WONDERFUCK

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

i beg to differ 

Then Beg

Saw this and thought it was my own tweet

HELL YEAH!

THE BEST THING IVE SEEN THIS YEAR

NEW PLAN: trap mike pence in a pit and stealthily replace him with Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence a la Mad-Eye Moody or Mystique in that one xmen movie. then when trump is impeached, Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence will become President Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence. a just and powerful leader. “What happened to you, Mike Pence?” his supporters will cry in 2018 as he instates his new federal holiday, Mandatory Give $20 To Your Gay Neighbor Day. “I had a change of heart,” he will say, as villainous actual Mike Pence struggles against his bonds in a well-appointed Park Slope living room

D I R E C T. A C T I O N.

“i look like mike pence so you don’t have to”

Question: how long does a stick of deodorant last you?

Usually only 3 or 4 bites.

Why do I even bother

want tattoo

One of three gay emotions

Forgot: dramatic haircut

Why must my feelings be "rational"? Is it not enough to sit quietly in my hawaiian shirt, deranged?

what if we all start using the cats movie to make those crying cat memes instead

what if you chuck your bones off a bridge op

Surely, more letters will fit in the same space.

what city slickers don’t understand is that weird noises always come from the forest and we just ignore it

if you go out to investigate and get got then that is on you, ignore it and go back to sleep like a rational person

september will be kind. september will be magical. september will bring the missing energy. september will be working towards our goals and self. september will be a month full of growth.

September hath royally fucked me over 6 different times since Friday