luckybug719

sometimes i forget that the lgbtq community is a minority, literally majority my close friends are not straight except two people

when my friends were introducing me to the amazing digital circus, they hummed the theme song. i couldnt figure out why it sounded so familiar even though i had never watched the series. then, like a sleeper agent, i started singing, “…because i am there, i look quite like him but i have red and spiky hair” my friends had no idea where i heard that song because it was a fan song for tadc and i was too embarrassed to tell them that i heard the audio in a jercy edit

maybe the reason you arent getting thousands of likes and your blog isnt blowing up is because your humor is ahead of its time come back in a few years and you’ll be tumblr famous

its always “how are you?” “are you okay?” “have you taken your meds?” never “could you please tell me more about the obscure topic you are rambling about?”

guess who’s questioning their pronouns again? can everyone call me he/him in the comments much appreciated 🥹

im trying to stop cussing as much so if you here me yell “cucumber and sauerkraut!” or “fridging goodness” or anything random, dont send me to the void

i was doing the wordle and i guessed “gusto” and the first thing that came to mind was “can you say it with a little more gusto?” “blehblehblehbleh”

ive officially gotten to 25 reblogs. bow before your new leader. tremble before me and my 25 reblogs

guys just let me drink all the water and melt the icebergs and i’ll spew out random shit you didnt ask for

i love to beat alexa. like when my mom asks alexa to turn on a light i fricking sprint to the light switch. im better. im stronger. i breathe air.

i dont know how to be funny. i just say random stuff and hope it lands

Me: do you trade 😏 (as in trading cool rocks we find on the sidewalk)