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@lucille-coords
Iām gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and Iām gonna get it
I submitted my application and resume
I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW
My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck
I GOT THE FUCKING JOB
reblog for good luck
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āBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.ā
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.Ā
She aināt no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a āZā, ends with an āiā, and isnāt some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
Iām not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, š š½š š¾š šæ Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who donāt know who Madame Zeroni is
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Man lissen if you donāt know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so Iāll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so iāll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no sheās back lmao must reblog. Iām sorry guys
2 million people arenāt wrong
Sorry guys but sheās back and Iām not risking it
Iām reblogging only because fuck you I love Madame Zeroni
NEVER play with this one, always reblog
I cant risk it
Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Whyāre you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs ā¦ Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
I am sorryā¦
I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG
Hell no.
Ugh Iām sorry
Alright ma youāre getting a āyou alive?ā text in 15
damn you people
oh god
So I love my mom not risking it
Me and my mom arenāt on the best of terms but I care about her for the most part. Not gonna risk it sorry followers lmao
CHAIN MAIL MY ASS I LOVE MY MOM š
Itās back on my feed again I hate my life but still wonāt risk it :ā)
Itās like the 5th fricking time im rebloggin dis shit but i love my mom too much to play around
chain mail or not
i love my mom
NOT TODAY SATAN
Not today bishhhhh
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
I LOVE MY MOM SORRY FOLLOWERS
THAT PERSON WHO REBLOGGED THIS I HAT- i love u mom
Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow
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you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldnāt risk it.
didnāt realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe itās a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what youāre wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
Dragon Balls are always a reblog for me
Just cause I love dragon ball
The Avengers: Litterally dying, lost all hope, everyone has depression now
Meanwhile Deadpool:
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Whyāre you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs ā¦ Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
I am sorryā¦
I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG
Hell no.
Ugh Iām sorry
Alright ma youāre getting a āyou alive?ā text in 15
damn you people
oh god
So I love my mom not risking it
Me and my mom arenāt on the best of terms but I care about her for the most part. Not gonna risk it sorry followers lmao
CHAIN MAIL MY ASS I LOVE MY MOM š
Itās back on my feed again I hate my life but still wonāt risk it :ā)
Itās like the 5th fricking time im rebloggin dis shit but i love my mom too much to play around
chain mail or not
i love my mom
NOT TODAY SATAN
Not today bishhhhh
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
I LOVE MY MOM SORRY FOLLOWERS
THAT PERSON WHO REBLOGGED THIS I HAT- i love u mom
Fun fact: Mortal Kombat and Sabrina The Teenage Witch take place in the same universe. In 1997, to promote the upcoming sequel Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa reprised his role as Shang Tsung from the first film in an episode of Sabrina The Teenage Witch entitled āGet Overā¦ YOURSELF.ā It is revealed that Shang Tsung is actually Sabrinaās uncle by marriage, and while in town on business, he pays the Spellmans a brief visit. Sabrinaās aunts are not thrilled when Shang Tsung fixes dinnerāraw boarāor when he takes Salemās soul after the cat insults him. To get it back, Sabrina agrees to help promote that yearās Mortal Kombat tournament; shenanigans ensue.
šøreblog the money youngjae in 5 seconds to find fortuneĀ šø
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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
Fk off
If I reblog it does that mean Iām gonna have good dick to give out this summer? š¤
Just here for the money part lmao
Bring me my blessings
I just need the money
its pride month
youn know what that means
One of the things I love most about Mulan, thatās rarely commented on, is just how much of a sacrificial lamb she is for her family before stepping in for her father in the army. Unlike Belle and Jasmine, who are fed up with society and make no attempts to conform for the sake of anyone else, Mulan trained and went to the match maker with the honest attempt at being the best bride she could be. If the match maker chose her that day, she would have willingly sold herself into the role that being a wife entailed to appease her family, at the sake of her own happiness and comfort because thatās how much they meant to her. If she hadnāt been perpendicular to the status quo and actually fit in, she wouldāve gone into the marriage set up by the matchmaker and led a life of selflessness in a role that she never wouldāve chosen for herself nor enjoyed.
everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production teamās trailers and shit. and now thereās Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies
I donāt like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.
We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming youāre dead wrong.
this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.
New favorite cryptid: locals
Local cryptid messes everything up
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āomg! a new history of-ā siiiiighhh
theres a rape joke in the fucking new video more clear than the last you keep that fucking bullshit off my dash im not even joking right now i wont hesitate
white people trying to distract from the realities of africas suffering: āHGSJSDJ THE NEW :HISTORY OFā VIDEO HAS A RAPE JOKE. DONT WATCH ITā
yall literally went to africa and raped people. thats not a joke, its what yall did. shut up.
It was LITERALLY a rape of Africa- Europeans raped several cultures and countries. They went in, destroying culture dynamics, exterminated tribes, stole and raped and murdered and plundered and did everything disgusting and terrible.
Iām glad he called it for what it was. It wasnāt a fuckin joke m8.
This isnāt even him going out on a limb with his phrasing. This part of history is commonly, academically referred to asĀ āthe rape of Africa,ā likeĀ āthe rape of Nankingā orĀ āthe rape of Belgium.ā Thatās justā¦what itās called.
heāsāmaking a reference to the academic concept. this isnāt your college buddy saying he got ātotally rapedā playing Halo last night, āthe rape of Africaā is a phrase used in the explicit discussion of imperialist atrocities. a quick google will pull up everything from anti-colonialist art to books on King Leopold IIās crimes in the Congo; this information is literally at your fingertips, donāt start a witch hunt because you didnāt take the time to do a goddamn internet search.
Weāve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will notĀ stop being nice.Ā
- bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things)
- loaned us garden tools when we didnāt have any
- invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane
- one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that heād picked from his garden
- and tomorrow heās coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder.
Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god.
Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I canāt even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING.
ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN.
HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLESĀ āJUST IN CASE YOU DIDNāT HAVE ANYā. IT WAS BARELY DARK.
BASTARDS - IāM GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY ARENāT I?
The Gay Agenda, everyone.Ā
this is fucking i n c r e d i b l e
Imagine your otps
Just so everyone knows -
Mr and Mr Nice moved out around Christmas time 2016. (Further proof that 2016 was a cursed year)
We are still in touch and have been to visit them in their new house. They moved to gain some land, they have sheep aspirations for some reason. I love them.
We have new neighbours. I am currently engaged in a slow burn of niceness, which you can bet that I am going to crank up to the max when we move down permanently in June.
I WILL BE THE NICE ONE THIS TIME. PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE. NO MERCY.
I feel like this might be how the cycle started in the first place
