Lauren the Obsessive

*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

No offense but after dating a soulless man with shallow emotions and no depth to himself… I’m only here for men that are unapologetically in love with you, openly express it to you on the daily, and is the counterpart to building your own self love helping you on that journey + process. 

this. this is art.

Trust me. I’m a mom.

no offense but i’m literally starving for affection but when people give it to me i can’t accept it as valid because i’m worried i’ve manipulated their perception of me by only portraying myself a certain way and feeling like this portrayal of myself is an imposter and makes me disingenuous and not deserving of the affection they give me.

sis... your education, career, and money will never wake up one day and decide to leave you

Needed this

LET THEM EAT CAKE!

Please SPREAD IMMEDIATELY

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

Reblog for love

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

Reblogging for love