What Am I Doing Lmao

There is something very special about driving around at 3-4 AM. Like, am I up ridiculously late? Am I up ridiculously early? The world may never know.

*sees other car* and what the FUCK are you doing up

yall like “I wanna die” like a broken record but a buncha clowns come over wanting to kill you and youre all shitting your pants. hypocrites you are

the day i let fuckin bozo stab me to death is the day i die, pal

well yeah thats how being stabbed to death works

dont make fun of me dude what if a girl sees this

‘are you okay’ by normal people standards? no. by my standards? do you see me crying? no? then yea im good

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Who the fuck wrote this

Uh oh sisters! *containment breach alarm*

how did you guys make this image look even worse