Daughter of the Storm

I don’t care about it at all (I have carried its weight around like a rock on my chest since the very day it happened)

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

You DON'T get this on any other site in quite this format.

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

i need to change my whole life in one day. watch out world. i'm about to rearrange my furniture and cut my hair and develop new yet fully formed healthy habits all in the span of 24 glorious hours. i will also be buying groceries.

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?

every time i see a woman i’m like good for her. coolest girl alive

this was meant to say every time i see a woman riding a skateboard but also yes

imagine coming out as a biphobe during pride month because some other queer people play with touys differently than you. so much yikes

there's never a good or justifiable reason to be a fucking biphobe but what a stupid fucking reason regardless lol

I love bisexual fans and bisexual characters and bisexual OCs and bisexual headcanons and bisexual ships and bisexual stories and bisexual friends and bisexual art and being bisexual. 💙💜💗

I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

How it feels to kiss my wife

i know thata right 👆

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here