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During the work day:

A seemingly functional detective, even if he solves crimes that he causes/commits

A top-of-his-class Japanese high school student (famously an extremely difficult thing to be)

A notable and prominent celebrity with a pretty large brand

Extra-“curricular”-ly:

Still a student, who assumedly has homework and test cram to do

Still a detective, who assumedly has case files to read

Killing people in the metaverse

Meeting with Shido and his cronies

Doing Shido’s dirty work including but not limited to surveillance, media manipulation, political fraud, brokering deals, etc

Bouldering and biking, apparently, to maintain his image and his strength for metaverse traversal (seriously I have no idea how he fits this one in)

A sex worker/an escort (headcanon but one I consider to be a slam dunk. See an explanation somewhere on my page)

Can you even imagine that? Like, objectively, I’m not even sure that’s physically possible. Good scheduling solves all, I suppose, but he’s probably getting called in randomly by Shido so there’s no way to schedule around that.

When does he eat?? How much does he sleep? I imagine he’s getting up early and going to bed late. I personally assume that he sleeps in customer’s beds most of the time. When does he sit down? How much does he walk all day? How long is he on the train?

And, the most important question of all, how on gods green earth does he find time to hang out in Kijijoji?? How does he go to the jazz club? No, fuck that, how does he go on dates with Ren???? He has to be willingly sacrificing hours of sleep every time he does that, justifying it to himself as intelligence gathering when it’s very clearly not. I think he might unironically give Ren and the thieves more intelligence than he gains throughout his confidant.

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shuake redraw (original below)

He varies intensely but he’s still the same ol Eridian!!

you can never get a clear listen to him. his primary sense node is covered in "hair" and the part that isn't is hidden by two crystals that refract sound waves in a pleasing but disorienting way. he covers his body in billowy cloth at all times. not snug and sensible and unobstructive like eridian coverings, but loose and layered, draped and flowing.

the most clear part of him are his internal organs. because yes, the alien's carapace isn't sound-proof. his single heart beats insistingly in his core, his lungs exchanging gas constantly, his long digestive tract always bubbling and contracting. his thorax is packed impossibly tight and it's all moving and singing.

and it shouldn't be possible, with how fragile he is, for that internal pressure to maintain. how does the thin membrane of his external organ (another horror that sends eridians reeling) keep it all contained? his "skin" is so easily pierced, cut, bruised, burnt, how does he not split open under his own mass?

when savior rocky first arrived home and described the environmental needs of his alien, the scientists thought he'd made a mistake in his frantic panic to get everything out. it isn't possible this being lives at such low atmospheric pressure, at half the gravity, and in a gas that's nearly double the weight of ammonia. in a gas so dangerous, so caustic. and if it does then how is it obligately terrestrial like rocky claims? shouldn't it fly or float instead? (and then to see it in the water, learning that it can float or sink at will.)

and this alien has come bearing gifts that will not only save your species but launch it into impossible heights of technological and intellectual advancement. he has discovered the solution to astrophage and bred it to thrive on threeworld and translated his instructions into eridian. he has given your people the complete sum of his people's knowledge, advanced in ways the eridians can't believe and behind in ways that seem ludicrous. and he has given his life for your people to have these things.

he knows how your solar system was formed. he knows how the universe started.

his name means beautiful and generous and relieving.

the eridians experiencing cosmic bliss.