poop in my gym

remember the first time you heard primadonna by marina and the diamonds back in 2012 and you were so shook that you heard your bones rattling around inside your skin

no, remember scary monsters and nice sprites by skrillex?

ok ok i'll empty the dishwasher geeze louise

imagine firing a round through Jesus shoulder as hes running away from you and you see him stumble a bit 🤣

this one of those pieces where I look at it and think “oh that’s funny, i’ll reblog,” and then look at the art medium and lose my mind

tf2 heritage post

just saw a post written by a very kind and tolerant person politely explaining in detail why it is rude to listen to music/watch stuff on your phone in public without earbuds. I'm glad people patient enough to do that exist, since the only explanation I could possibly offer is "because you aren't the protagonist of this grocery store"

the way he just went back to tweeting normally after this and didn’t care that swifties were attacking him and starting discourse about “misogynistic gay men” in the quote tweets was so iconic. one of them posted a load of his thirst traps with “he thought he ate” and all the replies were like “he did” “he looks awesome” “he slayed” it was incredible. most powerful user on the internet

Wow, are you sure that adds anything useful?

I’m not here to be useful, I’m here for my own entertainment. Part of that is thinking about furry porn.

my brother got instantly banned from the tf2 server we were on because he said in a mickey mouse voice “im drinking milk and ginger ale”

hating tiktok is not a "back in my day" type thing. tiktok is objectively affecting other social media platforms in detrimental ways. ux elements are being stripped and everything has to have a fucking short video clips function. it's rampant homogenization and it's a problem