in the house like carpet

reblog to tranquilize the person you reblogged this from

Just thought I’d fucking Gnome all my idiot followers

@chicago-mentioned

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i could fuck a thunderstorm if i really put my mind to it

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing

"They tried to kill eachother!!" oh my godddd that was only a couple of timessss and they were literally flirtingggg shut uppppp