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Compilation of several master posts, resources, tips, and outside resources; will be updated regularly (or as often as a new master post hits my dashboard) - Tulip
Study Tips
Effective Study Routines for Intensive Classes by @study-strive
50 things to do between your study breaks by @junniestudies
Feynman’s Technique by @varsitystudent
How to create a study guide that actually helps by @strive-for-da-best
Different ways to study by @joolshallie
Study Methods by @kimmstudies
Study like a boss by @wannabesurgicalgod
How to earn more a’s: tips from an honors student by @abs-studies
A complete guide to studying (well) by @scholarlysquad
Study Tips Tag Master-Post by @study-early
Guide to last minute studying by @med-school-musings
Things NOT to do while studying by @hexaneandheels
Scientifically proven study tips by @swankiegrades
Memory Tips by @brain-exercise
Steps to get straight A’s by @strive-for-da-best
Things top students do by @study-studymore-studyhard
Achieving your full academic potential: Things to Avoid Doing by @portiastudies
No bull shit study guide by @studying-queen
Revision tips by @stationery-enthusiast
Some study tips by @quilavastudy
Learning how to study by @study-well
How to learn by @studygene
Revising by @simply-study
Do’s and don’ts of a good study environment by @etudias
Exams
“Oh god, it’s the night before the exam and I didn’t study” guide by @renaistudying
How to mentally prepare yourself for a test by @eruditicn
Exam tips by @kimmstudies
MCAT study schedules by @premedtomd
Tips to help you study for exams by @examgradebooster
How to study for a test by @tbhstudying
5 Tips for during an exam by @collegerefs
Overcoming Testing Anxiety by @staedtlers-and-stabilos
How to study for an exam by @chemistrynerd2020
10 Study tips Exams/Finals by @asianstudent
A complete exam study guide by @strive-for-da-best
How to remember everything for a test: 3 day plan by @getstudyblr
Exam Prep Tips by @brbimstudying
Note Taking
Lecture Notes by @caesarstudies
How to take lecture notes by @studyquirk
Useful symbols @ abbreviations for faster lecture note taking by @studyquirk
When to use flashcards, mind maps, tables, etc. by @academicsandthearts
The art of highlighting by @studygene
Tips for Taking Efficient Notes in Class by @hexaneandheels
A visual learner’s guide to textbook note taking by @studybug
How I take notes by @darlingrachel
5 Tips for Mindmapping by @howtostudyquick
10 Tips for good note taking in lecture by @study-well
Getting the most of lectures by @strive-for-da-best
How to mind map by @study-nsp
Guide to mind maps by @study-well
Advice on note taking and studying by @studygene
Note taking by @collegetothestars
Procrastination, Time Management, Motivation, Goals
The Procastinator’s Guide to Procrastination by @pythgaoras
How to not fall behind in class by @studying-forever
How to get motivated to study by @premedtomd
Focusing on long term goals by @studybuzz
Unconventional methods to beat procrastination by @hcmoeconomicus
3 ways to set study goals + goal setting tips by @abs-studies
How to manage time effectively by @studygene
Productivity: A masterpost by @effortanderudition
Get motivated to study by @studyforyourself
How to defeat procrastination by @hexaneandheels
Developing self-discipline by @algorhythmn
Focus & Motivation by @katsdesk
How to: motivation by @izzystudies
21 tips on becoming the most productive person you know by @studying-towards-success
Apps, Websites, etc.
27 flashcard apps & websites by @sarahedwardssheffieldthings
Helpful Apps by @studypeaks
Helpful Apps by @gracelearns
App Masterpost by @studiyng
…another “masterpost” of apps by @studygene
There’s an app for that by @studygene
Apps for disorganized and/or ADHD students by @studiix
Education by Years
General
Tips that will make your school year easier by @warmvanillabookworm
Study Tips for the lazy student: back to school / part 2 by @collegetothestars
Staying calm at school by @gryhffindors
Back to school advice by @jessastudy
IGCSE Resources by @areistotle
School supplies by @areistotle
Middle & High School (includes AP resources)
The high school series by @studygene
How to survive high school by @anicetum
AP Testing by @katsdesk
AP Chemistry by @etudiance
AP Environmental Science Vocabulary by @prince-peter-pan
AP Psychology Study Stuff by @thisplacethatiknow
College Interviews Masterpost by @brain-exercise
Higher Education (College, Grad School, etc.)
How to write emails to your professor by @studygene
The no bull shit guide to college by @studypops
15 things I wish I knew before college
How to survive in college by @lilypotterr
How to write an abstract by @hayley-studies
Essentials of doing well in college by @a-level-study-spo
College Survival Masterpost by @college-campuses
Scholarships: A beginner’s guide by @collegerefs
The Ultimate College Masterpost by @tisaybitch
Applying to Grad School - Application Tips by @caffeinatedcraziness
No to low stress college study strategy by @plannerdy
Free MCAT resources by @thecraftypremed
Uni study tips by @lawbabe
College masterpost by @notquitenightingale
Studying in college by @studygene
Massive College Masterpost by @heyiwantyoutostay
Subjects
Science, Technology, Engineering, Math (STEM)
How I study for science by @hideandstudy
How to study for biology by @premedtomd
How to study biology
Study tips for biology
Survival 101 in: Organic Chemistry by @chemistrynerd2020
How to study calculus by @studygene
How to study general chemistry by @studygene
Guide to general lab write up by @studygene
Surviving lab classes by @caffeinatedcraziness
How to read (science) journal articles by @caffeinatedcraziness
How to succeed in hard science classes by @caffeinatedcraziness
Tips for success in math class by @abs-studies
Precalculus by @etudiance
Geometry by @etudiance
Astrology masterpost by @witchbxbe
Coding Online by @perksofengineering
Geography by @learnal
7+1 tips for coding by @catsandcode
Ultimate science masterpost by @annie-tomy
Physics by @areistotle
Humanities: Literature, Psychology, History, Sociology, Art, etc.
Art Masterpost by @mindpalacestudy
How to analyze historical sources by @rewritign
English Literature Masterpost by @englishlit-chic
English Literature by @areistotle
Proofreading tips by @civilisedstudies
How to write an essay by @sciencescribbles
Helpful Resources for Writers by @redeadpool
A guide to vocabulary by @acdemic
How to expand your vocabulary by @study-star
Philosophy Masterpost by @getstudyblr
Philosophy by @areistotle
Amazing Literature Masterpost by @fairystudent
History masterpost by @iamerudite
Annotating effectively by @hideandstudy
Teach yourself psychology and neuroscience by @tobeagenius
The Ultimate English Masterpost by @areistotle
Languages
Helpful websites to learn languages by @les-langues-sont-ma-vie
How to study/learn any language by @collegemania
How to self-study languages by @e-tudiante
French Resource List by @openstudynotes
Self-studying Korean by @somestudy
Studying Japanese: Resources by @fuckstudy
Italian Masterpost by @studybowie
Learning Foreign Languages by @a-pprendre
Arabic Language Masterpost by @rockinspired
French Resource Masterlist by @nathalliastudies
Spanish Resources by @notquitenightingale
Korean Learning Language Masterpost by @study-mochi
Health & Self-Care
Mental Health & Self-Care
Avoiding burnouts by @acdemic
15 facts about people with concealed anxiety by @caughtthefox
Tips on how to feel better and look better by @contourkits
Tips on Self Care & Motivation by @collegetothestars
Panic/Anxiety Attack Breathing Technique
Sleep? Sleep. by @studygene
A self-care master post to help you get through school by @effortanderudition
Stress Reduction by @mindpalacestudy
Self care cheat sheet by @jwstudying
Study and mental health by @getstudyblr
Keeping a balanced life by @hideandstudy
Dealing with stress & anxiety by @studygene
Coping with mental health by @overstudies
Self Help Masterpost by @recovery-saved-me
Soothe yourself by @areistotle
Food
Good for u 5 min study snacks by @universityandme
Healthy eating for students by @raineydaystudies
Feed your brain by @studybowie
Broke College Kid Masterpost to Food by @actuallypronounced-yee-ro
Feed yo’ brain by @studylou
Growing Up
How to Get a Job Fast As Hell by @thechronicleofshe
The education system won’t really be teaching you important shit like this…
Dealing with Worst Case Scenario by @lilypotterr
How to become an adult cheat sheet by @lilypotterr
Job hunting advice by @harryjamcs
Strong words to use on a resume by @ladyhinata
Music
Classical pieces you’ve probably heard but might not remember the name by @preciousnugget
Diving into classical music by @violaboss
Study Music Masterpost by @cutestudystuff
8Tracks Playlists masterpost by @studyli
Harry Potter ambient noise master list by @ambient-mixer
Study sounds. by @acdemic
White Noise/Ambient Sounds for study by @amelialearns
Press play and let’s study! by @getstudyblr
Studying ft. soundtracks by @studygene
Music master post by @studyaim
Other Masterposts
Printable masterpost by @studiyng
Favorite masterposts by @studybudyblr
Printables Masterpost by @studie-s
A master post of master posts by @iridescentstudy
Massive masterpost by @annie-tomy
How to studyblr on a budget by @studygene
The ultimate masterpost by @67study
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Depression Morning
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.
What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.
I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.
oxygen, and our dependence on it, is even more cool and terrifying. we don’t just set ourselves on fire very slowly. we set lots of things on fire, very quickly, all the time. it’s not just our lungs: the structure of our entire fucking skull reflects the fact that one of humanity’s primary tools is FIRE.
like ok way back when, you have algae and it starts producing waste oxygen and that starts building up in the atmosphere. you have the cambrian explosion as all kinds of critters start breathing the oxygen and finding that rocket fuel definitely builds you some more kickass critters than non-rocket fuel. what was also exploding in a completely literal sense was fire. all over. everywhere. earth has always had lightning, but it didn’t do shit while there was a) no oxygen to have a fire in and b) nothing on land to fuel the fire with. well, that stage was super done.
you get wildfires. you get forest fires. you get prarie fires. you get charcoal and coproliths with fire damage. dinosaurs caught on fire. mammals caught on fire. everything fucking caught on fucking fire. you get plants that start relying on fire to spread their seeds or clear out their competition. you get herbivores that know to show up a day after a prairie fire and gobble up all the tender new sprouts, and you get carnivores that know to show up five minutes after a prairie fire and chow down on whatever died of smoke inhalation. free barbecue. fire has been part of this world for a million zillion years.
and humans were probably always strolling along with everyone else, the herbivores and the carnivores, cleaning out the forests and plains, enjoying our fresh salad and our barbecue. learning how to cook shit on purpose. once we had that shit down, our brains could get bigger because our jaws could get smaller. we could still eat as much nutritious nuts and roots and stems as we ever were —actually, we could eat even more roots and stems— but we didn’t need gorilla-size chompers or gorilla-size bellies to deal with. plus, we don’t need the kind of hardcore carnivore stomach acid and liver to deal with bad meat, either. we manipulate our environment, we eat tons of stuff very fast, we collaborate with each other, we have divisions of labor, we innovate, we go to mars.
fire is really really cool. and humans are really, really, really scary.

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Here are some little remembered facts: International women’s day was established by socialist women, meeting in conference in Copenhagen in 1910. They chose the date to commemorate the strikes of young female and often immigrant textile workers in New York’s lower east side. Karl Marx’s youngest daughter, Eleanor, served on the executive of the Gasworkers’ union from 1890 to 1895 in recognition of her organising the unskilled, the Irish immigrants and the women in the New Unions in Britain. Two of the best known theoretical works on women’s oppression remain Friedrich Engels Origin of the family, private property and the state, and August Bebel’s Women and socialism. The women’s movement which gathered pace in Britain from 1969 onwards was accompanied by a series of strikes supported enthusiastically by those campaigning for women’s liberation. Rose Boland, a sewing machinist from Ford’s car factory in Dagenham, who was campaigning for equal pay, and May Hobbs, an office cleaner by night who led a major strike of the night cleaners, became vibrant symbols of the movement. That these facts are largely unknown today shows how the connection between women’s liberation and socialism has been all but lost over the past two decades. Those of us who adhered to such ideas have found our voices drowned by hymns of praise to the Third Way or post feminism.
Women’s liberation: a class perspective, Lindsey German (via mamas-kumquat)
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“may all your wounds be mortal”
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Chicago police officers carry protester Bernie Sanders, 21 years old, in August 1963 to a police wagon from a civil-rights demonstration.
This is why Bernie has my vote. He’s not some old White man who just decided that #BlackLivesMatter yesterday. He’s BEEN fighting. STILL fighting, 40+ years later.
me: *googles how to mash potatoes*
some food blogger: My childhood home was full of wind and light. On a brisk Autumn evening, it often felt as if the outside was in. My younger sister, my mother, our favourite cousin, our dog, our other dog, our dog’s sister, and I would sit on the floor in the living room for hours, lit only by the moon and candlelight
me: *scrolls for several minutes*
some food blogger: It was at that moment, with my tiny hands clasped tightly around a mason jar filled with fireflies, that I realised the true value of family. My dog and my dog’s sister came and sat quietly at my feet. We stared up at the sky together, and I felt truly connected to both the Earth at my feet and the ancestors who shared the blood that ran through them, for the first time realising that
me: *scrolls for several minutes*
some food blogger: and when we finally made it home, our cheeks flushed with laughter and cold, there were warm mashed potatoes waiting for us. I will always remember their fluffiness, perfectly mirroring the light feeling I carried with me for the entire next week. This is my favourite cousin’s recipe from that very day, modified slightly to not be fucking awful. Boil an potato and smush it up with fork and botter. NOT A RAW, Salt, pepepr. In it
I get the parody and I see where it is coming from (I’m not a huge fan of this style of writing either), but I have to say that women’s creative work is often confined to the scope of their lives, which is often hearth and home. You are almost certainly talking about women’s writing in this domain.
Great novels are written by men who ruminate on their memories, and about what the simple life is like on Walden pond.
This is why when Jonathan Franzen writes about family he’s a “great novelist,” and when women write about family they’re writing “women’s fiction.”
Women don’t get book deals for talking about the minutiae of their lives and their impressions of the world, so they make things like food blogs (for which they don’t get paid).
Basically, you’re reading the work of someone who wants to be a storyteller, but doesn’t have the social capital to be one, so she attracts you to her work by doing the free labour of giving you a recipe.
It seems odd, then, to make fun of the woman who did that work for you, a woman who is helping you figure out how to feed yourself, and likely also taking time to craft beautiful photographs of the process.
It’s obvious the point behind a long-winded food blog post is to tell a story, using the food item as a writing device: go to recipes.com if you want something different.
“Being born a woman is my awful tragedy. From the moment I was conceived I was doomed to sprout breasts and ovaries rather than penis and scrotum; to have my whole circle of action, thought and feeling rigidly circumscribed by my inescapable feminity. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room regulars–to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording–all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night…”
― Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

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My Bloody Valentine (2009): Tom returns to his hometown on the tenth anniversary of the Valentine’s night massacre that claimed the lives of 22 people. Instead of a homecoming, however, Tom finds himself suspected of committing the murders, and it seems like his old flame is the only one will believes he’s innocent.
Thirst (2009): Sang-hyun is a respected priest and volunteers for an experimental procedure that may lead to a cure for a deadly virus. He gets infected and dies, but a blood transfusion of unknown origin brings him back to life as a vampire. Now, he is torn between faith and bloodlust, and has a newfound desire for the wife of his childhood friend.
The Fly (1986): When scientist Seth Brundle completes his teleportation device, he decides to test its abilities on himself. A housefly slips in during the process, leading to a merger of man and insect. Initially, Brundle appears to have undergone a successful teleportation, but the fly’s cells begin to take over his body. As he becomes increasingly fly-like, his girlfriend is horrified as the person she once loved deteriorates into a monster.
Only Lovers Left Alive (2013): Artistic, sophisticated and centuries old, two vampire lovers ponder their ultimate place in modern society.
Life After Beth (2014): A young man’s recently deceased girlfriend mysteriously returns from the dead, but he slowly realizes she is not the way he remembered her.
The Loved Ones (2009): When Brent turns down his classmate Lola’s invitation to the prom, she concocts a wildly violent plan for revenge.
Love Object (2003): The twisted tale of Kenneth, socially insecure technical writer who forms an obsessive relationship with “Nikki”, an anatomically accurate sex doll he orders over the Internet.
The Signal (2007): A horror film told in three parts, from three perspectives, in which a mysterious transmission that turns people into killers invades every cell phone, radio, and television.
Let the Right One In (2008): When Oskar, a sensitive, bullied 12-year-old boy living with his mother in suburban Sweden, meets his new neighbor, the mysterious and moody Eli, they strike up a friendship. Initially reserved with each other, Oskar and Eli slowly form a close bond, but it soon becomes apparent that she is no ordinary young girl.
Shaun of the Dead (2004): Shaun tries to repair the relationship with his long term girlfriend during the midst of a zombie outbreak. The film is funny, touching and scary all within a few scenes.
Here are some other movie compilations I have on my blog
Psychological Thriller Movie Masterpost
Foreign Horror Films Masterpost
Creepy Short Film Masterpost
Top 10 Christmas Movies
Happy Valentine’s Day! I love you. (source)
Once more with a feeling.....
Today in labor history, February 13, 1913: After West Virginia Governor William E. Glasscock declares martial law to put down the coal miners’ strike in in Kanawha county, 83-year old activist and organizer Mary Harris “Mother” Jones is arrested. She was tried and convicted by a military court and sentenced to twenty years in prison. “Whatever I have done in West Virginia,” she said, “I have done it all over the United States. And when I get out, I will do it again.” She was released and pardoned after serving 85 days.
So with all these pale skin posts, I realised I've never seen anything to do specifically with olive skin for quite awhile and I thought it'd be a...
There are some good suggestions here, and I don’t see too many lists for olive-toned skin, which can be anywhere from pale to tan but with the definite greenish-gray undertone cosmetic companies like to ignore. In Mac parlance, I’m roughly NC25, but range from C2 to NC30 depending on the time of the year. I’m a blush fiend, too, because I don’t do it naturally. Blush and concealer are an olive-skinned girl’s best friends. Some of my favorites not listed: Mac’s Pinch Me and Fleur Power blushes, Benefit’s Dallas bronzer, which has a mauve-y undertone insteade of orange, and OCC Miriam blush. (Nice deep plum.)
Justice Ginsburg’s Warning To The American Worker
Lochner v. New York is one of the Supreme Court’s great anti-precedents. Typically taught in law schools as an example of how judges should not behave, Lochner rested on a fabricated “right to contract” that, in effect, gave employers broad license to exploit their workers. The so-called right invented in Lochner and similar cases later formed the basis for decisions striking down the minimum wage and laws protecting workers’ right to organize.

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People who perform manual labor should be not only given high and liveable wages, but unlimited access to healthcare and physical therapy to help manage the myriad conditions that come from doing back-breaking work.
Like this is not an absurd concept. It bothers me that people think that it is.
And job protection for aging manual laborers.
It’s funny how science fiction universes so often treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or even the weakest and dumbest.
I want to see a sci fi universe where we’re actually considered one of the more hideous and terrifying species.
How do we know our saliva and skin oils wouldn’t be ultra-corrosive to most other sapient races? What if we actually have the strongest vocal chords and can paralyze or kill the inhabitants of other worlds just by screaming at them? What if most sentient life in the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and lives in fear of us rare “animal” races who can move so quickly and chew shit up with our teeth?
Like that old story “they’re made of meat,” only we’re scarier.
More seriously, humans do have a number of advantages even among Terrestrial life. Our endurance, shock resistance, and ability to recover from injury is absurdly high compared to almost any other animal. We often use the phrase “healthy as a horse” to connote heartiness - but compared to a human, a horse is as fragile as spun glass. There’s mounting evidence that our primitive ancestors would hunt large prey simply by following it at a walking pace, without sleep or rest, until it died of exhaustion; it’s called pursuit predation. Basically, we’re the Terminator.
(The only other animal that can sort of keep up with us? Dogs. That’s why we use them for hunting. And even then, it’s only “sort of”.)
Now extrapolate that to a galaxy in which most sapient life did not evolve from hyper-specialised pursuit predators:
Our strength and speed is nothing to write home about, but we don’t need to overpower or outrun you. We just need to outlast you - and by any other species’ standards, we just plain don’t get tired.
Where a simple broken leg will cause most species to go into shock and die, we can recover from virtually any injury that’s not immediately fatal. Even traumatic dismemberment isn’t necessarily a career-ending injury for a human.
We heal from injuries with extreme rapidity, recovering in weeks from wounds that would take others months or years to heal. The results aren’t pretty - humans have hyperactive scar tissue, among our other survival-oriented traits - but they’re highly functional.
Speaking of scarring, look at our medical science. We developed surgery centuries before developing even the most rudimentary anesthetics or life support. In extermis, humans have been known to perform surgery on themselves - and survive. Thanks to our extreme heartiness, we regard as routine medical procedures what most other species would regard as inventive forms of murder. We even perform radical surgery on ourselves for purely cosmetic reasons.
In essence, we’d be Space Orcs.
Our jaws have too many TEETH in them, so we developed a way to WELD METAL TO OUR TEETH and FORCE THE BONES IN OUR JAW to restructure over the course of years to fit them back into shape, and then we continue to wear metal in out mouths to keep them in place.
We formed cohabitative relationships with tiny mammals and insects we keep at bay from bothering us by death, often using little analouge traps.
And by god, we will eat anything.
We use borderline toxic peppers to season our food.
We expose ourselves to potentially lethal solar radiation in the pursuit of darkening our skin.
We risk hearing loss for the opportunity to see our favorite musicians live.
We have a game where two people get into an enclosed area and hit each other until time runs out/one of them pass out
We willingly jump out of planes with only a flimsy piece of cloth to prevent us from splattering against the ground.
Our response to natural disasters is to just rebuild our buildings in the exact same places.
We climb mountains and risk freezing to death for bragging rights
We invented dogs. We took our one time predators and completely domesticated them.
On a planet full of lions, tigers and bears, we managed to advance further and faster than any other species on the planet.
Klingons and Krogan and Orcs ain’t got shit on us
We drink ethanol (in concentrations high enough to be used as an effective as microbicide or a solvent!) for the express purpose of achieving blood toxicity and disrupting normal brain function… AS A RECREATIONAL ACTIVITY!
On the same subject, we also deliberately incinerate assorted substances and then inhale the particulate-heavy smoke and vapor resulting for the same effect. EVEN IN THE FACE OF SAID SUBSTANCES BEING CARCINOGENIC, BECAUSE WE JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK.
Humans do not have biological castes. Kill their commander and another will take its place. Soldiers left alone on a planet will start farming and manufacturing to survive. Farmers and manufacturers will take up arms and kill you if pressed. Just because two humans look different doesn’t mean they cannot do each other’s jobs.
Breeding does not kill them. A single human can mate dozens or hundreds of times in a lifetime. They often do so as recreation. Xenobiology team six believes they do not have a mating season but this is too strange to be true.
Their appendages are not designed for hitting, so they developed special training to make them very good at hitting anyhow.
The proteins making up their bodies are toxic and cause prion disease. Do not touch anything humans have touched. Do not consume earth foods. Fire does not adequately remove this contamination.
Humans perceive sixteen times the colors we do. Do not hide in bushes or vines from humans. They can distinguish your pelt from the foliage with ease.
We tried venting waste gas into the tunnels to kill the humans when they attacked. Turns out they breathe it.
Everything on their planet came from a single biological strain. They developed comprehensive genetics BEFORE they developed space travel.
They lack radio receptors and cannot be brought into compliance with right-thought simply by broadcasting to them. Even after we learned how to translate it into sound-waves one of their hatchlings drove the Great Authority mad by responding to every demand with a single question: “Why?”
#an individual human being is actually a microbiome in its own right—you are dealing with a legion each time you approach them #they carry pathological agents inside their deep tissues and this is advantageous to their health #one of the most widespread and resilient viruses on their planet is treated as mildly hazardous—even though it causes #massive disruption to the body’s homeostasis #(their young offspring endure multiple rhinovirus infections EACH YEAR yet they seem unperturbed by this) #they have developed such long lifespans that now their primary threat is their own body’s degeneration #humanity has literally figured out how to survive so long that their body gives out under them #and they are not satisfied with that #stupid willful vengeful survivalists who treat mortality like a challenge
I am speechless
Reblogging so I can reread in the morning
I think I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s well worth doing again.
This post is AWESOME. Nice to see it on my dash again in 2016.
Nice :)