too legit to quit

LA is so funny cause wym i just stopped at Chipotle and accidentally had a conversation with the producer of Van Helsing 2004 and got to tell him that im clinically obsessed with that movie and he was like “i’ll text the director that right now he’ll love that”

i think a lot of you guys are vastly overestimating the celebrity status of a 65 year old editor producer of a 2004 movie who was picking up his own Chipotle in cargo shorts

(Walks outside to see a completely naked & bloodsoaked man eating a grey alien ) faith in humanity: restored!

best ufo infographic of all time is currently on the front page of r/ufo

everything a UFO if you're bad at identifying flying objects

a little green alien has landed at a local gas station and is trying to buy cigarettes

No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

Buddy that thing doesn't even look like it knows where it parked its flying saucer

you know what i meant