Recipe for disaster

beautiful women will be like “i baked a cake” and you will say “oh ? what flavour is it” and they say well its a honey rosewater apricot pistachio cardamom vanilla fig jam earl grey poppyseed orange blossom extra virgin olive oil chiffon sponge soaked in raspberry elderflower champagne lipgloss pomegranate matcha ginger blueberry cherry blossom magnolia petal almond passionfruit persimmon syrup with whipped amalfi lemon limoncello ricotta goats cheese honeycomb black pepper bergamot lemon thyme lemon balm rosemary chantilly whipped cream cream cheese feta cheese italian meringue frosting . like ok. i want to spend the rest of my afternoons walking around inside your beautiful mind like a garden

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday

multiples of 5 are honorary even numbers to me. does anyone else feel this