Plants are just like… Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There’s not enough drainage. I don’t like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not vibe with this soil.

Guys really be out here thinking I won’t smash a wine bottle over their head

i love how safe it feels when you are only surrounded by women

me at the bar: hey ill have two on the rocks Bartender: two what? me: thanks :)

gay people

could u be one of them ?

you may be entitled to financial compensation

my experience as a girl has just been “I just wanna be beautiful” for 20+ years it really is the root of all evil

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it

me: *on the verge of tears* ok not that i care but, 

I’m in the mood to be cuddled kissed & fucked