its blm before acab

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

i cannot overstate how good it feels to watch older movies where the actors were still allowed to look kinda weird and not be conventionally attractive. like it is genuinely healing

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

that's a cat ✅️

I'm not sure anymore ... this is really scary ...

once you start saying yippee you can never go back

no amount of monetization or algorithm favoritism will have me call it unalive or seggs or grape

generally speaking if doing something makes an advertiser angry you should do it and keep doing it

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hi sweetie do you want brushed too?

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