idk what i’m doing

oh hold on one sec [plucks a single feather from the wing of a passing angel] lol. he hates when i do that

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

To be clear I have never been more proud of anyone or anything

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devil may happy :)

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

critique my post ever again and devil may angry

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock