idk what i’m doing

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHKA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

yes i want things

nevermind #enlightenment

Official ominous sign(s)

yeah sure whatever

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

#the bracelet is also radioactive

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.