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I WILL NEVER STOP LOSING IT AT “FUCK YOU LADY.”

Oh my god the “FUCK YOU LADY” is the best

YESSS THIS POST IS BACK

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WHY DO PEOPLE MISCHARACTERIZE DAVE SO BADLY I’M SO ANGRY ABOUT THIS. HIS ENTIRE DAMN FUCKING CHARACTER ISN’T APPLES AND IRONY AND NO EMOTIONS I SWEAR TO GO D I WILL MURDER EVERYONR “i’m dave *smirk smirk* i want to fuck an entire apple but also i’m too cool for that hey sup egdepr i want to bang ur ass so good *smirks and makes cool noises*” THIS BOY HAS A DEAD FETUS IN HIS ROOM. AN UNBORN CHILD JUST SITTING IN HIS ROOM AND YOU FOCUS ON APPLES AND IRONY.

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

this is never not funny

JUUST DO I T OMG

it’s called Natural Selection.

wait but most importantly did the mayor survive the crash on dave’s planet

Do you want me to fold that Eridan style or Gamzee style