mikaela

i thought “tri-state area” was a phineas and ferb thing

sir these are my emotional support 120 tabs of unread fanfiction

kind of unsexy that we live in an economy where so many people have to routinely pretend to like and support mediocre girl power action movies because otherwise if the movie flops then the producers will blame the fact it's female-led rather than the fact it's just a subpar movie

Are we ignoring someone doing free cybernetic implants for people partially blinded by the ultra racist capitalist government?

Cyberpunk 2020 is real y’all

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

whenever i have an opportunity to say "no ❤️" my eyes light up

FUCK THOSE PAW PATROL PUPPIES

i'm such a "no no, it's okay" person with tears in eyes

Do you ever get overwhelming urges to be devastatingly self-destructive? Because fuck.

its insane how if you want a little animal can live with you

“Excuse me sir, I think you have my sleeves”

and they were shirtmates

Oh my god, they were shirtmates.

We didn’t hear none of this all lives matter shit when kids were dying in mass shootings

We didn't hear this all lives matter shit when people decided the immunocompromised and elderly should die so everyone else could get a haircut.