Just Goblin Things

They’re on the phone with the bank- they’re on the phone with the bank and they’re hitting Fortnite emotes

I was outside and a crow flew over me and made the Twitter notification noise

New meds they put me on got me feeling like I got dosed with dizzy pills

Rip to the radium girls, you would’ve loved OSHA

Transfem android, call that cyber tuck

Early 2000s alt/emo was all titles like “you’re a long way from home cowboy and I don’t think you have the balls to do it anyway” and was just breakup songs over loud guitars

Queso diem or whatever those motivational speakers say

Diversity win! The ceaseless horrors are gay!

I’m deficient in minerals they haven’t even invented yet

I’m in the “washing my face one time and being confused why I still have acne like five minutes later” part of my character arc

Call me wriggle mortis the way I be 🪱🪱🪱

My partner is telling me to get off tumblr while we’re at the FOB concert