to boldy go

idk what it is about pride and prejudice that’s so appealing. maybe it’s the fantasy of telling a man he’s self centred and arrogant and he believes it and changes for the better

no emotional object permanence

“live fast, die young. bad girls do it well” I sing as I organize my sock drawer before going to bed at 9:30pm on a Friday night

JUNE? what's next, July??? Heaven forbid, August??? When does the nonsense end!!!

i have received some ATROCIOUS news 

heteronormativity is when the parent trap (1998) made halle’s obviously lesbian nanny have a forced romance plot with annie’s obviously gay butler

it’s a good thing they’re not tablebottom games because otherwise you’d have to fuck around with like magnets or glue or some shit. youd always have to be dealing with dice or miniatures falling into your eyes. hard to rp expressively while living in constant fear of banging your head. honestly we’re so lucky when you think about it

I love how to break away from Catholicism Martin Luther had to be like super educated in dogma and doctrine and then present 95 reasons he thought the church was flawed, but then Henry VIII was just like “I would like…………….to fuck.” And that was IT. 

Tbh gym classes were very successful in completely alienating me from my body in every way not also covered by dysphoria. Very thorough.

Hey you know how it’s fun to move around and stuff? Well we’re going to make you feel that you’re terrible at it several times a week for like a decade. Make sure it’s real humiliating as well. I mean you’d be better at it if you did it more. Why don’t you do it more?

so cops are dropping out because they can’t haul heavy equipment for 12 hour shifts while dealing with people screaming at them for a couple days? that’s just working retail thru the holidays baybee. no sympathy.

Say Yes to the Dress but I'm there with a foghorn I use every time someone thinks we need their rudeass opinion

why is the sims so addictive but only for a short amount of time??? like all u do is play the sims u don’t sleep u don’t eat it’s like you’re on drugs for around two days and then forget about it for the next whole year

God creating Adam and Eve then fucking off for the rest of the eternity like

America’s president is a small child covered in chocolate going ‘I didn’t eat the cake’ and then we turn on the news and its like “we have found video footage of the child shoveling the cake into his face” and then the child tweets “actually that’s a lie the dentist made up and also I invented cake” and then NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS

im fine

im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now

me after setting one (1) boundary

god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances 

ok im done being dramatic i finally started my homework and its not that bad

I remember a more innocent time, when two bros would chill in a hot tub, six feet apart, not because of a global pandemic, but merely because they were not gay.

another day has gone by and honestly it’s pissing me off. the sun comes up one more time and i lose it

guess what happened today. fucking guess

“you’re an old soul” is just old people speak for “i notice youve been depressed since you were 9″