She persisted.

If you told me 12 months ago that I would become a stobotnik gooner, I'd probably get really scared and ask you what the fuck that is

This entire fic consumed me for four days!!! To see this scene drawn out was not something I knew I needed. WTF!!! I’m going to tattoo this on my ass!

Man sometimes you gotta recognize when you’re living the life. I'm sat up in a cafe, chai latte in hand, sitting in front of a warm sunny window looking out at the fall foliage and some beautiful architecture and writing vampire Pope yaoi fanfiction. Never kill yourself.

the bisexuality was there. it didnt change anything. it didn't save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the bisexuality was there

" "I booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view" is one banger of a thematic statement. Shirt material.

I adore roman roy because he’s great rep for sex-repulsed hypersexual celibates. #we exist

Reading old man yaoi slowburn is a different kind of agony because these elderly citizens are on borrowed time.. like one small cough is taking them out, any moment either of them could succumb to the dangers of just taking a tumble, like no grandpa! don’t yearn too hard! Or you’ll end up having a heart attack before the love of your life is able to give you the fuck of a lifetime!!!

the fact that there's a whole room in the sistine chapel for newly elected popes to cry in before they have to lock in for the rest of their lives. kinda devastating.

conclave is so good it's like. what if you were catholic and suicidal and suddenly you became important at work but all your coworkers suck and hate you and then a beautiful angel shows up and there's also a guy there vaping all the time. cardinal lawrence should have started biting people.