YOU MIGHT WANT TO SIT DOWN

But … but where did her eyes go?

she closed them.

Omg

holy shit

Dad goals

that’s the cutest demonstration of wingchun i have seen my entire life

Gently demonstrating two dozen blocks, traps, intercepts and strikes in a few seconds — an early and advanced education for a child who will likely grow up with an acute eye and feel for how the body works.

what if every time you gained a follower you gained a pound

Are you talking British currency or weight because those are two completely different emotions

I would literally throw last year’s version of myself down a set of stairs

I don’t know why I like this, but I do.

math

went to the window opened it saw that it’s raining shouted ‘eugh’ to the general direction of sky gonna go cook some pasta now

how do you look like those girls that look effortlessly pretty like messy hair and hardly any make up cos i look like a drug dealer if i do tht