𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙬𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚.

Djarin/Maul fic but instead of it being the AU where Maul lived past the Empire and shows up to the Seeing Stone on Tython instead ☝ it's the one where Maul lived past the Empire and has hired Djarin on more than one occasion and consequently is in Djarin's little black book of wildly powerful and influential friends that he doesn't know he has (the friends or the book). So when they eventually cross paths again Maul gets to play the wounded friend card like "My dear Mandalorian ally I would have been delighted to train your new young son in the ways of the Force had you only called upon me" and Djarin gets to look him dead in the eye and go "oh I'm so sorry I didn't know you're a Jedi, can you do the magic hand thing too?" Like do you guys see my vision? Can anyone hear me?

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream of, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.