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guy who takes a bite out of the blunt when you pass it to him

date of origin: 4th of april, 2015.

cats are so dumb lol they eat shitty brown pellets like lol have u ever had a cheeseburger

I DONT KNOW THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN SILENT HILL AND RESIDENT EVIL OKAY? I THINK SLICE OF LIFE ANIME IS AN ENTERTAINING GENRE

non binary amab folks are awesome and i love them very much

i’m talking about ALL amab n-b’s, whether you’re transfemme or you’re masc, whether you use he, they, or she, or even he/they or she/they, any pronouns or neopronouns, i love you so much and i hope you’re having a great day

Just want to add that Matthew Rushin will be free in spring 2021 and he received a conditional pardon from the Virginia governor.

men who wear red are women :/

what're you wearing red for? To look like the women from hallmark christmas movies? To be a bigshot lawyer who falls in love with a smalltown boy and learns the meaning of christmas? Sounds pretty gay to me

sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense

a lady just came in asking if we have oat milk and we dont so i said “our soy milk is pretty good though, thats what i use in my drinks!” and she looked at me and went “yknow soy milk lowers a mans sperm count” and without thinking i just went “cant lose something you never had”

youre laughing. i got called a soy boy and youre laughing

fruit (nutritious)

homochromia is when ur eyes are both the same color heterochromia is when ur eyes are different colors from each other

I can’t believe you don’t want bofa

what’s bofa?

bofa my arms wrapped around you in a loving hug

If gays go to turbo-hell and cars go to heaven, tell me Will, in what afterlife would we find those two trucks having sex?