Dogthing

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

the panties hit the floor

you know it brother

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

you know what i wish you would tell me

unironically and looking aside from the whole meta narrative aspect i think deltarune weird route is a pretty good example of You Are Not Immune To Experiencing Psychosis

it's jarring specifically because it's noelle, and because it makes sense despite our usual perception of her. it's like actually gut-wrenching how much you can just feel everything that's been going on. despite how absurd the circumstances are, the consequences feel REAL. it's not hypothetical! one horrible day is all it can take sometimes! if it can happen to noelle it can happen to anyone!

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja

canoeing is a fantastic word . those vowels are absolutely out of control in there

i basically dont have any fire arrows

oh my god you’re an eldest sibling? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? should we invite dean winchester 

"do you have any hobbies" lately i have been into overthinking and panicking

rumi going Aughh girls I just don’t feel well… but alas, I don’t need help, I’ll never need help.. and smiling deviously when zoemira start massaging her shoulders and feeding her grapes like yesss she loves being pampered god. years of not letting anyone in to help her and now she’s got unlimited and unconditional love. another grape zoey !!!!! one more grape zoey!!!