abandon ship!

I wanna start a new health movement where the focus of your diet is eating the correct distribution of colors, and i know theres a little truth to that, but mines not gonna be about vitamins, its about keeping the correct color balance in your nervous system or something. So like spinach and mountain dew have the same nutritional value cuz theyre both green. Rare colors are especially prized, so something like edible gold leaf or baja blast are considered suuuper nutritious

Both joe rogan and emma chamberlain eill have me on their podcasts within the next 6 months. In a year ill have my own smoothie at erewhon

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

fuck my stupid baka life is really the greatest phrase known to man

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday