abandon ship!

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

WAIT did I never tell tumblr about the haunted space waterpark hotel

I should add that I did not see a single other guest the entire time I was there, which intensified the whole vibe.

The mighty hunter brought home a WHOLE MAMMOTH aren't you impressed?

Saber-toothed cat (Smilodon fatalis)

DONT talk to me until ive had my daybreak by michael haggins

going to the corner store to get more corners

does anyone have the link to that one sewing machine(?) website where someone forgot to close their HTML tags and the text just keeps getting larger and larger? i need it urgently

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

Prelude to an ass kicking