Not here anymore

my goal for 2025 is small simple and clear: change my whole entire life

tumblr's consistent "breathing fresh air is so wonderful" "do you fucking hate people with agoraphobia" culture can never be matched. a decade on here and nobody's learned the lesson of "if it doesn't apply to you and wouldn't benefit from your commentary keep scrolling"

so ur at the party right and there’s this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says “this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say “oh that’s nice” and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask “does she know any tricks?” so the girl says “come on girl, show ‘em” and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw

About seven and a half years ago, I was #cancelled for making essentially the same post as OP.

Cybersmith, your post was Very different from this one

i do write for attention, actually, because that's a normal reason to create art

did you hear about that actor performing a play in front of a crowd? clearly only doing it for attention

im trying to say something and im not gonna say it in an empty room

I don't care how gay the wicked movie is or whatever this site can't gaslight me into taking ariana grande seriously all of a sudden

Hey if you've ever paid for Discord Nitro they owe you over $750 soon due to a class action lawsuit. Don't let them keep your money keep after this one

Anywhere I can read more about this!?

do you think a cornered mouse would dream of cheese

come on man

its so fucked up that they don't let you jack yourself off in new jersey. you start cranking it and a guy runs over HEY HEY BUDDY LET ME TAKE CARE OF THAT FOR YOU!! when every other state you can just jack yourself off